User:Dry Yoshi

You may have actually won Zork

“You have won Zork”

~ Captain Obvious on what you have done.

“I wanted to win Zork, but no, the emporer is always "'No, you must rule the galaxy", yadda yadda yadda”

~ Darth Vader on you winning Zork.

“Daddy? You never won Zork? You... You LIED TO ME!!”

~ Luke Skywalker on his father not winning Zork like you have.

For the first time ever, you are not actually likely to be eaten by a grue.

Well, there's nothing much left to say except YEH U DID IT LOLOLOLZ and sidle off to have a gentle wank.