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Priyat
Motto : "Mutant me More!"
National Anthem: Radiation, Sweet Radiation!
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Official language Russian
Capital Priyatgrad
President Bushlin(Fusion of Bush and Stalin)
National Hero Comerade Hood, Pikachu
Best actress Pamela Andersson (Mutant)
Independence Yesterday
Currency Nuclear Weapon (Nuc)
Religion Stalinism

Priyat is a small country nearby USSR. There live about 130.000 people.

73% of population in Priyat are Retard Mutants, 17% are smart mutants and other 10% are politicians. The most evil come from the politicians. Taxes in Priyat are very high (70%) so the Mutants are very cheap! 1 Nuc is 0,3177891 €. A payment in Priyat is very high. The president get 10 Nuc per year (3,10 €).

In Priyat is the Radiation level very high. Many people got retard of strong ratdiation. In Priyat (on 65.453 km2) is running 1.05 milion Nuclear Power Plants. They have free electricity. Every year 60-->70 plants explode.

Economy[edit | edit source]

The economy is very good in Priyat. The most people trade Uranium. Uranium is a very important Export. A little bit of people are training Dopes to sell them in Eastern Europe. The most important Export are Hookers. Dooks are special unit who build Hookers. For example a cheap Hooker is build from : 1,34 kg Uranium + 55 dead meat = Cheap Hooker