User:DreadfulPunMaster

Shameless sockpuppet of DoctorRainCloud :||| Previous account is now inactive under court order by Attorney Lyrithya.

Beware!

I am the Dreadful Pun Master, a most skilled artist in the craft of awful language humor! Welcome to my web sight! Cover your children's ears, for I may practice my skills at any moment and mercilessly so, no matter how wrathful it may seem! I am invincible!

List of things that I do that will probably piss you off but that's a bit what I aim for anyway so yeah

• Make really bad puns
• Appreciate other people's awful puns openly
• Have sex with puns
• Run a super powerful spider computer that will scan articles for potential puns and add them, thanks to its advanced mathematically perfect unfunniness algorithm.
• Insert bias for any political party endorsing puns in articles on political, social and geographic matters, no matter the concerned jurisdiction.
• Read comics and listen to music all day, throw my trash on the floor and avoid doing the dishes, doing so while making puns as much as possible.

Nazi jokes

A Nazi joke is an excellent way to disgust new acquaintances all the while laughing your head off at how hilarious you are. It is among the elite tools in annoyance-inducing humor. Here is a good one:

A small group of German soldiers walks into a Polish bar and get called by a drunk customer, who yells "Hey, you S.S. all smell like asses!". One of the soldiers sharply replied "I do Nazi why you would say something so mean!", snickered, stopped for a second, then pulled out his full auto selbstladepistole and shot him in the brain.

Disclaimer

The Dreadful Pun Master is a character designed for entertainment purposes only. Behind him is your average satire amateur who appreciates plays on word along with many other, more sophisticated forms of humor. Please, do not attempt to kill me in my sleep. Thank you.