User:Dr. Johnston
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Dr. Johnston's Vital Statistics[edit | edit source]
- Full Name: Richard Phallus Johnston
- Occupation: Drunkard
- Gestation Period: 9 Months
- Favorite Food: Sausage
- Favorite Drink: Beer
- Chromosomes: 23
- Date of Birth: Febtober Threeve, 1976
- Dimensionality: 1
- Mean: 63
- Median: 69
- Standard Deviation: 12