User:Dr. Johnston

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Dr. Johnston's Vital Statistics[edit | edit source]

Full Name: Richard Phallus Johnston
Occupation: Drunkard
Gestation Period: 9 Months
Favorite Food: Sausage
Favorite Drink: Beer
Chromosomes: 23
Date of Birth: Febtober Threeve, 1976
Dimensionality: 1
Mean: 63
Median: 69
Standard Deviation: 12

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