User:Dr. Johnston

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Dr. Johnston's Vital Statistics[edit | edit source]

  • Full Name: Richard Phallus Johnston
  • Occupation: Drunkard
  • Gestation Period: 9 Months
  • Favorite Food: Sausage
  • Favorite Drink: Beer
  • Chromosomes: 23
  • Date of Birth: Febtober Threeve, 1976
  • Dimensionality: 1
  • Mean: 63
  • Median: 69
  • Standard Deviation: 12

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