User:Dohayecarumbadoh/Tweek Tweak
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“TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!!”
“THEY TOOK MY UNDERPANTS!!!”
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| Birth Date | circa August 17, 2001 |
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| Birth Place | South Park, Colorado |
| Occupation | User |
| Religion | GAH! |
| Website | 2muchpressure.com |
Apollo Josh Bartholomew Jeffrey Richard "Tweek" Tweak Jr. is famous for being the world's youngest known tweeker, hence his nickname―GAH!
Personal Life[edit | edit source]
T-Tweek was originally supposed to have been a girl, but when his mom told his dad her baby was going to be female, he freaked out, and paid the obstetrician lots of money to make him into a boy―AHHHH!!! He came out with cravings for coffee and meth, because those were his mom's favorite things when she was pregnant with him―OH JESUS, DUDE! Hi-his parents give him all the coffee he wants, thinking he has ADHD, but he needs to smuggle meth himself―ACH! I NEED COFFEE! AH, JESUS! I'M GOING INSANE!!!
South Park[edit | edit source]
Tweek was g-given a role on the infamous twelve-year old boy sensation show South Park, as himself. He is the same coffee addict who fears gnomes that he is in real life, minus the meth addiction―OH MAN, THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE! However, he f-falls into the under-used tier of South Park characters―GAAAAAH! CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOOORE―