User:DiZ/Awards

Sore Winner Award

This user has checkmated the self-proclaimed grandmaster DiZ himself. I guess he/she should feel proud or something.

Flaming Racist Award

For your outstanding achievements in making the world that much more prejudiced and intolerant, DiZ has awarded you the Flaming Racist Award. Wear it with honor, you f***ing coolie.

Ouroboros Appreciation Award

For spreading the One, the Only Gospel of He-Who-Pwns-Indefinitely, DiZ has honored thee with the Ouroboros Appreciation Award.

Pee Reviewer Appreciation Award

DiZ would like to thank you for taking the time to read and piss his article. I know it must have been painful.

As a token of my purely Platonic love for you on this most lovely of days, I would like to present you with a purely Platonic heart-shaped box of chocolate, some half-withered roses, and an assortment of those chalky candies with the words written on them. Happy Valentine's Day, and I hope you get some this year.

WARNING! This page contains Ouroboros. Enough said.

Metal God(dess) Award

This user has shown an ample capacity to rock the fuck out. As such, he/she has been chosen by His Awesomeness, DiZ to take part in the greatest musical undertaking ever conceived.