User:Deletemerightnow

This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is a Danish …And unabashedly proud of it! (List of Danish Uncyclopedians)

This user is bisexual, so they get more than their fair share.

This user's real age is: 258 years, 1 month and 27 days.

This user is a Dane ... And unabashedly proud of it! (List of Danish Uncyclopedians)

This user is Muslim. They believe all articles become featured through submission to the will of Allah.

Goals

• To raise hell
• To be deleted right now

See also

• User:Deletemerightnow/The loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongest article on Uncyclopedia (maybe)