User:DeletedUser0001/subpage1

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Skypename: mrthejazz1
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This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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This user is a
Net Authority Violator
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This user really thinks that Jack Black is FUCKIN' AWESOME!
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This user does not like Kites.
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This user is fascinated by chaos theory. They probably don't realize how apocalyptic the word 'chaos' sounds: bring on the carnage!
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.
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Wisdom[edit | edit source]

Hold on there a minute sonny. Before you go posting flames in the forums willy, nilly, silly, billy, filly, pretending you know what you're talking about, when you fucking don't, there's a few things you should know first. Most of these points are interrelated. It might make you cynical, but I promise it's good for you. Let's just say there's a reason I rarely take sides on anything.

On persuading others: Click here

On doing some work: Don’t some work

On postmodernism, disagreements, and trolls: click here

On the relativity of "satire" and humor in general: Click here

It's not an in-joke. ==> User:Mrthejazz/It's not an in-joke

Sex and cash theory ==> User:Mrthejazz/Sex and cash theory

Finally, a bird in the hand is not yours

hey, check out my sandbox. It's more fun than my armbox! (Get the reference?)[edit | edit source]

hey <insert name here> guess what?[edit | edit source]

you're masturbating again. stop it.

Guidelines for giving me criticism[edit | edit source]

read this.

my Contributions to this freakin' place[edit | edit source]

Click here

I have purchased the following prime number[edit | edit source]

2003663613 * 2195,000 ± 1

I now own it. So suck it.

about me[edit | edit source]

Check out my work on both blogger and twitter.

mrthejazz1 -- Twitter!

livewithwonder.com -- website!

Also, for not funny articles, I'm also on associated content:

http://www.associatedcontent.com/user/636791/casey_young.html

my political affiliation[edit | edit source]

penis cheddar.

this is the end part[edit | edit source]

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This user has Super AIDS.
Shouldn't you be working?
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Mrthejazz 19:40, 22 June 2006 (UTC)