User:DeRaza360/Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Shadow Wars

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This is a excuse of a videogame made almost exclusively for the 3DS. Mr. T and co. must traverse their way through a sterile enviroment blasting the crap out of any moving thing that gets in their way. Also they're ordered to survive, but that's optional.

Gameplay[edit | edit source]

This is SPARTA![edit | edit source]

You rage tactical turn-based war against the other guy. There's also an amazing support fire thingy which when you shoot someone, they and their friends shoot back, probably cause they want to eat some tacos together later.

Oh my god, I leveled up![edit | edit source]

If you push your figurines through hell and they survive, they will somehow get stronger from this. Also, saving innocent civilians pumps steriods through them, making them even stronger.

My guy can do this, and your's can't[edit | edit source]

There are various classes of different figurines which you can manipulate to your bidding.

Commando[edit | edit source]

This ones the only thing you need. He blows up stuff and likes to shoot terrorists or things that he dislikes.

Plot[edit | edit source]

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This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that the Narrator is Tyler Durden, Book dies and then Wash dies after the audience has been lulled into a false sense of security, Richard Hatch wins, Lennie kills Curley's wife by mistake so George kills Lennie, Creedy kills Sutler and is in turn killed by the mortally wounded V, the Stormbreaker computers release a deadlier, genetically modified type of smallpox when activated, the book "The Number 23" is actually about Jim Carrey's character's past, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!


So there's these guys, what I think is a chick and this other chick, flying in this plane and all. Then they get shot down. BOOM BAM CRASH BURN! Duke Nukem and that guy wake up in some random desert as a bunch of other guys find them and try to kill them. Due to plot protection and some complicated tutorials Duke Nukem and that guy make it out alive, oh yeah and they saved some irrelevant medic chick that you use when the enemy totally pwns you, which they will because you suck that bad.

MEANWHILE the she-man and the noob are stuck in some other random area. After blowing everything up (and walking away in super slo-motion) they accidentely meet up with Duke Nukem, that guy and the medic. They do some other stuff to pass the time and meet up with this foriegn chick who's blasting the crap out of anyone that comes near. They 'converse' and make an alliance. They set out to defeat the empire.

History[edit | edit source]

Pom Fancy's Transparent Scouts is a well-known video entertainment series in which you violently murder the self proclaimed hostiles in an attempt to kill protect as many innocent civillians as possible. There have been many variations of the exact same thing, therefore making it a series.