User:David Gerard/David Gerard
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David Gerard is a creepy bastard who hangs out on Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia, and your front doorstep. The spawn of Oliver Wilde's forty-ninth love child's sister's ex's brother's cousin and a goat, Gerard has a penchant for doing unspeakable things to bowls of custard, including:
- Manufacture (prohibited in the South of France)
- Eating (a disgusting and filthy habit practised by pagans
- Washing up (a sign of subservience to a mistress other than Sophia)
By day, Gerard is a bastard operator from hell who maims and kills for his daily bread, often accompanied by the dulcet tones of The Lion King soundtrack.
See also[edit | edit source]
- Category:Certified psychopaths, for others like this.