User:Davey1000

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

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This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

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This user loves pi

This user seriously needs to calm down.

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This user is a geek.

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