User:Davey1000

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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
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This user is a geek.
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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