User:Davey1000

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

This user is from Camelot , and eats ham and jam and spamalot !

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

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This user loves pi

This user seriously needs to calm down.

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This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.

This user is a geek.

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.