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Name:
Fidel Catro
nickname:
Kitten King
his Motto: Hi kitten! i like catnip.
favorite word: Meow
photograph of Fidel Catro consentrating on his work.
Nationality Kittenolivian
Arch-enemy Meow Tse-Tung (leader of Cat Nation)
Language spoken Cat's Meow
party Krytocracy
Religion Cat-tholic
Fidel Catro's nice healthy home neighborhood.

Catro's childhood was mainly training to master martial arts, perfecting his aim for sniping humans, making catnip, smuggling cocaine over the US-Mexico border, and creating nukes out of common kitchen appliances. His school teachers described him as a "maniac", or "completely out of control". Some things like the 9/11 attack that was thought to be Al-Qaeda was really all planed by him.

Fidel Catro's private helicopter.