User:Crotchpope/JANJA
Author's Note: I will probably add more crap to this later. But I have other stuff to do that, amazingly, is more important, so check back later. Crotchpope 22:54, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
JANJA[edit | edit source]
What is JANJA?[edit | edit source]
JANJA stands for Jew And Non-Jew Alliance. Founded in 2006 by Ben Cornelius and Adam Bernstein, JANJA aims to bring together people of all kinds, except for people they do not like. JANJA is a non-profit organization based out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. When JANJA was first created, it was meant as a way to anger one of Ben and Adam's friends, but has now become a group with a whole seven rabid followers. To join JANJA, one must either be a Jew or a Non-Jew. However, joining it is still by invitation, and only three people out of the current seven are allowed to give invitations. However, if one would apply for membership, they would be reviewed by Adam and Ben.
What does JANJA do?[edit | edit source]
JANJA brings people together in such a way that everyone can be happy and hang out together. JANJA also has a theme song and a special handshake.
The Handshake[edit | edit source]
To perform the JANJA handshake, you must start out as you would give a normal handshake. Both persons must bring their hands to the sides of their body, and bring them together in a high-five fashion. However, they then grip each other's hands. At the time of the meeting of the hands, both persons must kick their legs in a showgirl fashion, going past each other, thus completing the JANJA handshake.
The Theme Song[edit | edit source]
The theme song for JANJA is in the Death Metal fashion. Below is a transcript of the song:
--They Know Exactly what it was
--(guitar riff)
--It was
--(guitar riff)
--Apples!
--(9 hour guitar solo)
Current Member Listing[edit | edit source]
Below is a list of the current members of JANJA, along with their positions, listed in order of their enlistment.
- Ben Cornelius - Non-Jew
- Founder and Emperor
- Adam Bernstein - Jew
- Founder, President, and Everything-General (Surgeon General, etc.)
- Mason Peressini - Non-Jew
- Garbage Supervisor
- Nick Held - Non-Jew
- Garbage Collector (Mason's Employee)
- Mike "Petey" Peterson - Non-Jew
- Regular Member
- Ryan Emery - Non-Jew
- Regular Member + 80's Music Fanatic
- Chris Lasky
- Regular Member + Baseball Superstar
Sources[edit | edit source]
- Adam Bernstein, Founder
- Nick Held, Person that helped Adam write this.