User:Crocotta1/HowTo:Plant Artificial Turf Seeds

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1. Buy seed from sketchy Chinese guy

pube sold separately

2. Dig a big arse hole in the park somewhere where there is no grass

3. Pour em in

4. Wait ten years

5. Come back and see that you were scammed

I had to plant real grass