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Hello, humble visitors too the page of a random member, who perfects in turning funny things into rather stupid things. I am Crest, the atheist.
I come from Texas, USA. Though I consider myself Italian. Oh, and to people from my area: no hablo espanol.
I am the author of only one artical (maybe more to come): The legend of Zelda (though it's now nothing like the original...) Oh well, Imma gonna go look at uncyclopedia articals now. Updates to come. Maybe.