User:CommanderZed

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with. This user's head A SPLODE. Meat This user is mostly or entirely made of meat Meat

This user fears the clowns. This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. This user is a geek. This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

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