User:Coffi/Essay on Nothing

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Stoopid essay

Stoopid essay[edit | edit source]

In the vast expanse of written expression, there occasionally arises a peculiar impulse to unfurl words simply for the sake of their graceful sprawl across the page. One might picture a meandering river that, having no urgent destination, lingers in looping oxbows, reflecting clouds that themselves drift without itinerary. Much like that river, this composition sets forth on a leisurely course, unconcerned with directness or urgency, content instead to explore every winding inlet of description, every eddy of tangential observation, and every gentle ripple of half‑formed speculation. The objective—if “objective” is not already too goal‑oriented a term—resides less in arriving at any crisp thesis than in savoring the many quiet detours one can take when certainty is politely asked to wait outside.

To begin, let us examine the irresistible charm of digression. A digression, after all, is the literary equivalent of pausing on a woodland path to consider a mushroom of indeterminate species: perhaps it is edible, perhaps it is not, yet the real delight lies in the pause itself—the noticing of delicate gills, the soft give of the cap, the moss‑lined nook in which it luxuriates. In narrative terms, a digression allows a sentence to breathe in its own contemplative space, liberated from the pointed thrust of argument. Indeed, there are times when the parenthetical remark becomes a miniature vacation, a chance for both writer and reader to sip a metaphorical beverage of their choosing, to look up at passing birds, and to wonder fleetingly whether those birds remember where they began or merely trust the invisible thermals of instinct.

Such trust is a fine thing. One can learn much from the skybound creatures who calibrate their own momentum without doggedly consulting maps. They demonstrate that orientation may be more a matter of attunement than of cartography. Likewise, an essay can orient itself around the simple faith that sentences, given enough room to wander, will trace an incidental pattern—perhaps not one visible from close range but discernible from the airy vantage of hindsight. It is in that spirit we continue, neither rushing toward the horizon nor settling too permanently in any single clearing.

Why did I even make this, anyway? Coffeetalk 16:14, 18 May 2025 (UTC)