User:Chris, the guy who lives in your cupboard

The faggot himself

Besides from being the very person who wrote this, chris is the guy who lives in your cupboard (go and check). Every night when you come home and look in the freezer for some ice-cream, it's all gone. Who ate it, was it the dog, was it my sister with her flaming pitchfork, or was it that big, fat hairy spider that i ate last night? NO! it was Chris. Next time he invites you over to his cupboard, I recommend you Show him how dangerous you are by offering to have sex with him, only for him to find out you have anal gential warts play the James Cameron academy award speech in a continuos loop as loud as you can to him. even when he's begging for mercy, don't stop until he forces himself to watch neighbours until he's head explodes.