User:Charles Allegation

“.....uh, Who...?”

—Oscar Wilde on Charles Allegation

Dr. Allegation contributed thusly:

Charles Allegation; Before Surgery.

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• UnNews:PM defiant: "We shall fight them in the cinemas!"
• UnNews:Religious text accused of plagiarism
• UnNews:PM kicks dog, children

• UnNews: 2006 brought in for questioning
• UnNews: British army "Not Gay" accusation denied by the Home Office
• UnNews:Wogan is dead
• UnNews:Cows join rioters
• UnNews:Paris riots
• UnNews:America's top strategist dies in Iraq
• Stealthcore
• Project for The New American Century
• Avian flu
• New Truth
• rhyming slang
• New Clothes, (Emperor's), The
• Nazi Gold
• Uncensored filth
• Fudge
• Smack
• The window
• Apollo 11

Unarticles Unexisted by Minitrue:

• UnNews:pathetic fallacy hits UK
• Free Republic
• Tate and Lyle

Charles Allegation:

• Began life as a foetus
• Is head reporter for the Welwyn and Hatfield Inquirer
• Is four-times winner of the Palme Braun for journalism: the World Cup of regional journalism!
• Has eaten fudge
• Is everything you are not
• Pretends to be French in an attempt to woo the laydees
• Dislikes cattle
• Was sick on his shoe
• Is subject to eight separate restraining orders
• ...nine
• Cooks a mean Swedish meatball
• Cannot make it to the phone right now
• Is watching you