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Wallace and Gromit, an influential inventor and an anthropomorphic dog, are the result of an experiment that went horribly wrong. Their creator, Nick Park, is an evil scientist and cheese fanatic who created the pair using 4 parts Wensleydale, 2 parts Lincolnshire Poacher 1 part Byland Blue, his own DNA, bile and blood.
They were initially created by Park to complete 'Mission Wensleydale' - a top secret MI5 assignment attempting to answer one of life's burning conundrums: Is the Moon made of cheese? The attempt was recorded in the 30 minute documentary A Grand Day Out. The mission was aborted after Park lost his telekinetic link with Wallace and, allegedly, the Moon was subsequently eaten. Obviosly this has jeopardized the the duos standing as 'Ambassadors for Nice British People' - a title made up by the BBC.
Wallace[edit | edit source]
Due to 'the inccident' during his creation, Wallace can only survive on cheese (Wensleydale is preferable) and Yorkshire tea (in hard water areas only). He has an insatiable appetite for cheese much in the same way a zombie has an apetite for brains. His passion for cheese was thought to be an advantage in completing 'Mission Wensleydale' as it was this passion that drove him and his companion Gromit to design and build hotpot#1, the space rocket that would take them to the Moon to bring back evidence of a cheese-based terrain. Disaster struck when the apetite for cheese became too strong and Wallace allegedly ate the moon. Coming out of the controversy that followed, and is to this day still continuing, Wallace and Gromit have gone on to invent a plethora of items. See 'inventions'.
Gromit[edit | edit source]
“A dog who does not think for himself does not think at all”
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