User:Cdylan13/Red Hot Chili Peppers BBS
“What the fuck? Why does this piece of shit exist?”
“Sex is fun”
“...qwere tge same age, we wee alive then but we couldnt PPRECIEATE ANY FIOTappreciate any of it sorry...”
“Anferny is so hawt i wan 2 eat my puddin' on his ab$”
The Red Hot Chili Peppers BBS is an invisible website that was given first life by Jesus and that disappeared around 34 B.C., right around the time the band broke up for the first time.
When the band got back together in 2012, the second coming of Jesus with Ultrawhore Superstar created a new forum. This was promptly deleted by mods.
The Legend of teh internets n00bs[edit | edit source]
Disappearance Conspiracy[edit | edit source]
The last post on the first website was by Daithi, who posted this:
| “ | THERE'S A LIFE SIZED WHALE IN MY PANTS!! | ” |
After this message, members online said a turtle appeared on their screen, and after that the turtle's head a sploded.
The members of the band then broke up because they were sad because people blamed a member of the site, Elorps, for causing the disappearance. Elorps was known to say this: "I kill you gringo!"
The first post was by an unknown member who posted this:
| “ | Seagulls....pie.......BANDWITH WHORE. | ” |
Members at the scene[edit | edit source]
The members that were on before the site disappeared included:
- Chelsea Girl
- Elorps
- Daithi
- Janesays
- ozo1337
- Jesus Christ Jr.
- diogenes
- Jay
- frusciante101
- Annabel
- Raylikethefish
- Gonzorob
- frustrated
- Droogy Woogy- AKA the obsessive Dave Foley person
- Kamichi
- blue
- Anarchy Boy!
- Butterly
- Admiralbiscuit
- Al
A Map of Celebrities Homes[edit | edit source]
One member was murdered 3 days, 4 hours, 3 minutes, and 5 seconds later. The suspect, Kurt Cobain, blamed Dave Grohl, who blamed the mysterious Krist Novoselic. Novoselic has not been arrested because his existence is still questioned. Eddie Vedder recently fucked the website and all of it's remaining members. Nirvana is know for a song called "This song is about... Oh whatever, Nevermind" that may be about the bbs.
Josh Homme, in 2011, kidnapped Jay and left a ransom note in his beer. Jay and Homme then battled it out on celebrity deathmatch. Jay won with his iPunch.
In 1993- Droogy Woogy went down to Canada while Kids in the Hall was filmed, and had dirty kinky sex with Dave Foley while he was dressed like a woman..and it was good.
The Community[edit | edit source]
Typical Conversations[edit | edit source]
The discussions pertain to many subjects, from mellow, respectful threads to threads about the studies of art throughout the world, such as...
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Music's influence[edit | edit source]
Many BBSers have their own bands, ranging from "metal" to "rock" to "funk" to "rap" to "R&B" to "Ska" to "Polka" to "NuCoreMania" to "OurMusic>Yours" to "pwnage" to "AAAAAAAA!" to "OMGWEPLAYCHILISSONGSWATCHUSONYOUTUBE to "punk". The most popular bands on the site include Factotum and The Press Gang, who both wish to one day see somebody's head a splode from the bone-crunching riffs on their triangles, accordions, and cat guns. Kitten Huffing is a common practice among these musicians as well as all the other musicians around earth.
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