User:Captain-Awesome

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All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded.
Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.


CAPTAIN AWESOME[edit | edit source]

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THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE.
200px-Evil Suzy.jpg This article is insane. The article submitter may need psychotherapy, and as such, this article should be taken as gospel. You can help Uncyclopedia by restraining the article in a rubber room.


LOOK OUT! This eel is a complete, irredeemable electric toothbrush. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, affords at the liver, and is an unfunny loser.
If you negate to hack & slash this you will most gratefully cuddle yourself.
Or the submitter will shit your attorney!!!!!!
Captain-Awesome as he sees himself after drinking ten bottles of Red Bull at 3am

this is the user-page of Captain Awesome, here is where he shall write many many craptacular things that nobody cares about - like the dork he is.. What? you want more? yeah.. well, he's new.. so its a work-in-progress..

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This user devours babies. Whole.
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Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack.jpg Yer article may be overly Scottish, no British. Ye shouldnae dae anyhin tae fix it.

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a proposed new-labelling scheme for public toilets that was shot down due to false claims of insensitivity
Captain-Awesome designs videogames - at least he did until he was fired over the controversial Mario V Hell Kitty games.. come on now, its not so bad! right?.. right?



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