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| Motto: "Ilukybygebuteise" ("Ilikebigbuttisum.") | |||
| National Anthem: Kad Ajvar Nije Volijo Kajmak (English) When Ajvar Hated Kajmak (Real English) When This Silly Red Stuff Hated Something That's Kinda Sour Cream, but not Exactly | |||
| Official languages | Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian, Serbian-Croatian, Croatian-Serbian, Bosnian-Croatian-Serbian, Serbian-Bosnian-Croatian, etc. | ||
| Capital | Big Booty, USA State | ||
| Rulers | Mujo and Haso | ||
| Established | Almost | ||
| Currency | 516 G-sized | ||
| National Sports | Speed Smoking, Civil War, Hiding in the basement, Basement Football, Basement Basketball, Complaining about everything, Meditation (pictured): | ||
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Pre-Capital Country[edit | edit source]
Grips suck 5000000000000000 times at all. There's nothing att all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF? $50 to a 50000000000000000000 is a fat ass deal. Babes are not in the world!!!!!!! Sorry!
Timeline of Capital Country[edit | edit source]
- 3000 BC: Discovered by a big-butted cheerleader.
- 2952 BC: State with the most people: Victor State (2,000)
- 2645 BC: State with the most people: Yi State (1 million)
- 2111 BC: State with the most people: USA State (1.7 million)
- 1638 BC: State with the most econemy: Victor State ($35)
- 954 BC: First movie: Got Big Booty
- 346-315 BC: Big Booty War I
- 333 BC: 10 people died.
- 132-84 BC: Big Booty War II
- 63 BC-7 AD: Big Booty War III
- 84 AD: Country renamed from Aztec Capital to Unamerican Country
- 326 AD: Profanity adopted.
- 534 AD: Words Stupid and Motherfuck added in Unamerican Country profanity
- 1000 AD: First hurricane: Fat Ass
- Early 1254: Country renamed from Unamerican Country to Anti-american Country
- 1668: States discovered:
- Crappy State
- Super State
- Beady State
- West Manitobia
- East Manitobia
- 1733-2008: Big Booty Revolution
- 1782: States discovered:
- Zhang
- Li
- California
- Texas
- 1800: States joined:
- Elmo (from Booty Kingdom)
- Mammamia (from Hyrule)
- Yuan (from Big Booty China)
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