User:Cajek/halo

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I'd like to thank Nicmavr and his buddy Blade bane for playing along. Sadly, I didn't get banned.
See User:TheLedBalloon/Halo for true hilarity.
      • Cajek [n=4cdefde1@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-a85a382769619a06] has joined #halopedia
      • Topic is: "Welcome to #halopedia - http://halo.wikia.com | Countervandalism Channel - #cvn-wikia-halo | Yeah... we know all about the Halo stuff from E3"
      • Topic set by Sub7ank [Sun Jun 7 16:04:19 2009]
      • Cajek Nicmavr Ajax_013 Kamikaze102 +CommanderTony +{Smoke|away} Tom|Sleeping charitwo unilinky Pinky ashley chii Martinp23 @ChanServ
      • Channel created on Tue Jan 27 05:29:46 2009
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  • <Cajek> oh Charitwo
  • <Nicmavr> hi Cajek
  • <Cajek> Hey Nicmavr
  • <Cajek> So, tell me about this "halo" thing
  • <Nicmavr> Hm?
  • <Cajek> what is this, "halo"?
  • <Nicmavr> Depends if you're refering to the ring or the game.
  • <Nicmavr> Are you new here?
  • <Cajek> new, yes
  • <Nicmavr> Ah, welcome to Halopedia's IRC channel.
  • <Cajek> hi!
  • <Cajek> are you, like, an administrator?
  • <Nicmavr> No, I'm a rollbacker.
  • <Cajek> I love Halo, play it all the time
  • <Nicmavr> :)
  • <Cajek> is that the one where you yell "SORRY" and move their pieces back to the beginning?
  • <Nicmavr> Well, you can make yourself an account on Halopedia
  • <Nicmavr> http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
  • <Nicmavr> The site's main page.
  • <Cajek> Oh, I think I did already
  • <Cajek> a while back
  • <Cajek> is it the one with the horse and the queen?
  • <Nicmavr> Anyway, the two guys in mode +v are two of our 11 admins.
  • <Cajek> how much activity you guys getting?
  • <Nicmavr> Quite a lot. With vandals of course.
  • <Cajek> vandals the roman-era barbarians?
  • <Cajek> so, Halo
  • <Cajek> got a lot of angels, I presume? Lots of halos? Christian message?
  • <Cajek> ...?
  • <Cajek> ...!
  • <Cajek> ...;
  • <Nicmavr> lolwut? No.
  • <Cajek> Is it VERY christian or only somewhat christian?
  • <Nicmavr> Uh, in no way does it have anything to do with religious stuff. :P
  • <Cajek> the other ladies in the resthome want to know just how christian Halo is
  • <Nicmavr> It's a shooter-alien-killer or whatever you wanna call it. :P
  • <Cajek> My nephew kills aliens at the border
  • <Cajek> he's a good boy
  • <Nicmavr> lolwut?
  • <Nicmavr> In Halo, you mean.
  • <Cajek> he'll be wearing that halo soon, too. I'm so glad you've all found Christ through Halo.
  • Nicmavr dun get it.
  • <Cajek> Jesus Christ, I mean, not his lowlife brother
  • <Nicmavr> Christ has nothing to do with Halo.
  • <Nicmavr> Halo is a video game.
  • <Nicmavr> No religious thingy.
  • <Cajek> a what game?
  • <Nicmavr> Video game.
  • <Cajek> what?
  • <Nicmavr> http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=4&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2...
  • <Cajek> huh?
  • <Nicmavr> V-i-d-e-o game.
  • <Cajek> w-h-a-t?
  • <Nicmavr> Um, what exactly were you expecting?
  • <Nicmavr> I hope you din come to the wrong IRC channel. XD
  • <Cajek> I wanted to talk about Jesus and halos
  • <Cajek> You know, Halo
  • <Nicmavr> Uh, this aint the channel you're looking for then.
  • <Cajek> the game with the Covenant
  • <Nicmavr> Ya, that.
  • <Cajek> the covenant with christ
  • <Nicmavr> But not Jesus, he has nothing to do with this.
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  • <Nicmavr> wut??
  • <Nicmavr> The Covenant have nothing to do with Christ.
  • <Blade-_-bane> hey
  • <Nicmavr> Hi Bane
  • <Cajek> and the master chief of us all: saint peter
  • <Nicmavr> Wtf
  • <Blade-_-bane> whats with the religion?
  • <Cajek> I'm a Christian
  • <Cajek> but not that christian, the other kind
  • <Nicmavr> ...
  • <Blade-_-bane> um...what other kind?
  • <Blade-_-bane> catholic?
  • <Cajek> No, there's CHRISTIAN
  • <Cajek> and then there's christian
  • <Nicmavr> Please don't discuss religions here. It's against our channel rules. You'd be better off taking this to a religious channel
  • <Blade-_-bane> yeah
  • <Cajek> uh, okay
  • <Cajek> what CAN we talk about?
  • <Nicmavr> halo (The VIDEO game) and halopedia
  • <Nicmavr> That's what this channel is for
  • <Cajek> video game?
  • <Blade-_-bane> halo
  • <Blade-_-bane> that game
  • <Cajek> first explain video games to me
  • <Blade-_-bane> Halo: combat evolved
  • <Blade-_-bane> know what an xbox is?
  • <Cajek> no
  • <Blade-_-bane> its sort of like...
  • <Blade-_-bane> a TV addon
  • <Cajek> TV?
  • <Blade-_-bane> you dont know what a TV is?
  • <Cajek> no
  • <Blade-_-bane> seriously?
  • <Cajek> no...?
  • <Cajek> what is it?
  • <Blade-_-bane> its like a...box
  • <Blade-_-bane> of sorts
  • <Blade-_-bane> with a screen
  • <Blade-_-bane> that shows things
  • <Cajek> screen like a screen door?
  • <Nicmavr> OMFG
  • <Nicmavr> If you dn know what an xbox or TV is, then how can you play Halo?
  • <Nicmavr> http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2...
  • <Cajek> I don't play halo
  • <Nicmavr> Read that
  • <Nicmavr> Wikipedia: The answer to life.
  • <Cajek> I don't know what that was, but please explain a screen to me
  • <Nicmavr> wtf, you told me you did...
  • <Cajek> metaphor for reading the bible
  • <Nicmavr> Go to the link I gave you.
  • <Blade-_-bane> click on it
  • <Cajek> link?
  • <Blade-_-bane> it will take you to a page
  • <Blade-_-bane> the blue thingy
  • <Cajek> blue thingy
  • <Blade-_-bane> click it
  • <Cajek> click?
  • <Nicmavr> YES!
  • <Cajek> what?
  • <Blade-_-bane> um...
  • <Blade-_-bane> http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2...
  • <Blade-_-bane> clickt that
  • <Nicmavr> nao
  • <Cajek> whoa
  • <Cajek> did you guys see that string of text?
  • <Nicmavr> ...
  • <Blade-_-bane> yeah
  • <Blade-_-bane> you click it
  • <Blade-_-bane> and it takes you to a page on the computer
  • <Cajek> I thought you were trying to explain boxes with screens on them
  • <Cajek> computer?
  • <Blade-_-bane> omh
  • <Nicmavr> You know what a computer is, right?
  • <Cajek> ?
  • <Blade-_-bane> now this is getting ridicules
  • <Nicmavr> Yeah, lmao
  • <Blade-_-bane> a computer is a thing...
  • <Blade-_-bane> that your...
  • <Blade-_-bane> on
  • <Cajek> ?
  • <Cajek> like a chair?
  • <Nicmavr> OMG
  • <Cajek> I'm sitting in a chair right now
  • <Nicmavr> Ya, and what are you looking at?
  • <Blade-_-bane> and the thing you are looking at
  • <Blade-_-bane> its a computer
  • <Cajek> hmmm
  • <Blade-_-bane> these words
  • <Blade-_-bane> are coming up
  • <Blade-_-bane> on your computer
  • <Nicmavr> Are on your computer
  • <Nicmavr> k?
  • <Cajek> I don't know
  • <Cajek> I'm not inclined to trust words on a glow box
  • <Blade-_-bane> then how did you get here?
  • <Cajek> are you real people or robots?
  • <Nicmavr> Yeah, go ahead tell us
  • Nicmavr is a robot?? WTF!! XD
  • <Cajek> is this all computer generated?
  • <Blade-_-bane> we are robots...lol
  • <Blade-_-bane> and no
  • <Cajek> I thought so
  • <Blade-_-bane> we are humans
  • <Cajek> you look like words, not humans
  • <Blade-_-bane> how did you get here?
  • <Cajek> God made me in his image
  • <Nicmavr> lolwut?
  • <Nicmavr> Dude, please... stop discussing religion, it's against our rules...
  • <Cajek> that's how I got here, sorry
  • <Blade-_-bane> sigh
  • <Cajek> now, about this "computer"
  • <Blade-_-bane> how did you get to this chat?
  • <Nicmavr> Yeah, it's what you're using noa
  • <Nicmavr> *now
  • <Blade-_-bane> how did you bring up this page
  • <Cajek> we're not allowed to use computers in the compound I live in
  • <Blade-_-bane> you are reading from now
  • <Blade-_-bane> your at a religious camp?
  • <Cajek> yes
  • <Nicmavr> ...
  • <Blade-_-bane> are you a decon by chance?
  • <Cajek> we live in 19th century splendor, like the pilgrims
  • <Cajek> I'm an older woman, in the women's area
  • <Blade-_-bane> oh
  • <Nicmavr> Uh, ok.....
  • Nicmavr has had just about enough....
  • <Cajek> I hope this isn't a computer
  • <Nicmavr> IT IS
  • <Cajek> oh my
  • <Blade-_-bane> its a comuter
  • <Blade-_-bane> how did you find it?
  • <Cajek> are you sure?
  • <Nicmavr> Yes
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  • <Blade-_-bane> yes, we are
  • <Blade-_-bane> how did you find it?
  • <Cajek> I thought this was a typewriter
  • <Nicmavr> XD XD ZXD
  • <Blade-_-bane> haha
  • <Blade-_-bane> your sooooo funny
  • <Nicmavr> Yeah...
  • <Blade-_-bane> we know you are joking
  • <Cajek> I send out my tweets on this thing
  • <Cajek> DAMN YOU SATAN!
  • <Cajek> YOU TEMPTRESS!
  • <Blade-_-bane> now i can tell you are joking
  • Cajek heaves computer against wall
  • <Nicmavr> Yeah, c'mon, admit.
  • <Cajek> I send thee to hell!
  • <Nicmavr> see? He can use the /msg command
  • <Blade-_-bane> they just did a */* me command
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