User:TheLedBalloon/Halo

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The following is my log from the #halopedia IRC channel. If you ever see GPT, please tell him he's an ass for me.

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[INFO] Channel view for “#halopedia” opened. -->| YOU (TheLedBalloon) have joined #halopedia =-= Topic for #halopedia is “Welcome to #halopedia | Halopedia, the Halo Wikia - *http://halo.wikia.com/ | Channel rules - http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/IRC | Countervandalism - *#cvn-wikia-halo | Vote on whether or not unilinky should be in the channel at *http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Halopedia:IRC_Channel/Unilinky” =-= Topic for #halopedia was set by GPT on Saturday, December 01, 2007 2:39:14 AM

  • *ChanServ* [#halopedia] Please make sure you are aware of the channel rules and regulations - http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Halopedia:IRC_Channel
  • <Simonrjh> Ljlego: if you're being serious, and you really dont know what Halo is, read this http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/The_Halo_Universe
  • <HaloDude> how about you go to Halopedia, and read the main page?
  • <Ljlego> I'm just confused
  • <Simonrjh> my link is better than the main page
  • <TheLedBalloon> I would just like to point out that, I am in your base, killing your dudes, Ljlego
  • <TheLedBalloon> just so you know
  • <Rancor_Jerky> :O
  • <Ljlego> I don't know what you're talking about
  • <Rancor_Jerky> Murderer!
  • <TheLedBalloon> I thought that it would be important to tell you
  • <HaloDude> GPT: unilinky would have been perfect for a situation like this...
  • <Simonrjh> TheLedBalloon = HBad?
  • <HBad> What?
  • <TheLedBalloon> yes and no
  • <Ljlego> isn't the covenant a bad children's book?
  • <Simonrjh> no
  • -->| unilinky (n=unilinky@wikipedia/harddisk/bot/unilinky) has joined #halopedia
  • <sangheili2506> ALIENS!
  • <TheLedBalloon> mostly I have no idea what you're talking about
  • <Ajax_013> .....no
  • <Rancor_Jerky> :|
  • <HaloDude> unilinky!
  • <Ajax_013> a covenant is a binding religious ... thingy... i forget... xD
  • <sangheili2506> isnt the covenant an agreement (in a dicionary)
  • <Simonrjh> Ajax: exactly xD
  • <Ljlego> yes....
  • <GPT> *********************************************************
  • <GPT> Vote on whether or not unilinky should be in the channel at http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Halopedia:IRC_Channel/Unilinky
  • <GPT> *********************************************************
  • <Ljlego> but it was never capitalized in the bible
  • <TheLedBalloon> The Covenant is an Ark
  • <CentralAdmin> GPT: why is the bot back in here? It was banned for a reason, to allow people to vote on whether or not it should be allowed in, as that vote never took place, not whether or not it should stay in here. Remove it please.
  • <TheLedBalloon> Indiana Jones found it
  • <Ajax_013> Covenant is capitalized as a noun
  • <TheLedBalloon> wake up, guys!
  • <sangheili2506> the covenant has animals on it?????
  • <Jack_Phoenix> excess stars = spam
  • <GPT> CentralAdmin: read the email.
  • <Ljlego> wait a minute, spam too?
  • <Ljlego> I like spam
  • <TheLedBalloon> NO!
  • <Ljlego> spam spam spam
  • <TheLedBalloon> That's Noah's Ark
  • <GPT> Jack_Phoenix: no, it isn't.
  • <--| Sgt_Johnson has left #halopedia ("Take that... HATERS!")
  • <Ljlego> it tastes like meat with people in it
  • <Jack_Phoenix> then Ljlego wasn't "spamming" either
  • <TheLedBalloon> the Ark of the Covenant has sand and ghosts in it
  • <GPT> Jack_Phoenix: he was saying short, pointless, annoying messages.
  • <Ljlego> YOU BASTARD!
  • <CentralAdmin> GPT: how did what I just said not make sense?
  • <sangheili2506> -_-
  • <Ljlego> I want to kick you with a foot
  • <Jack_Phoenix> I consider ********************************************************* spam
  • <GPT> all those stars are not short, they were not pointless, and even if it's annoying to you it's an important message.
  • <GPT> CentralAdmin: it *did* make sense.
  • <TheLedBalloon> so, Halo, eh?
  • <Ljlego> are you guys married
  • <GPT> Jack_Phoenix: not by definition.
  • <Ljlego> you sure are making very little sense
  • <TheLedBalloon> I hear that's....something....
  • <Jack_Phoenix> by whose definition?
  • <sangheili2506> v v confusion
  • |<-- Blemo has left irc.freenode.net ("Java user signed off")
  • <Ljlego> GUYS!
  • <GPT> Jack_Phoenix: by mine it isn't. if it is by yours, I'd like to hear yours...
  • <Ljlego> DEFINITION IS DEFINED IN THE DICTIONARY!
  • <Ljlego> hehehehe
  • <CentralAdmin> GPT: clearly not, as the bot is in here, despite there being a clear difference between a vote to allow and a vote to continue to have it
  • <Rancor_Jerky> ...
  • <Jack_Phoenix> per Ljlego
  • -->| Unit_104 (n=unit_104@pool-96-229-232-77.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) has joined #halopedia
  • <Jack_Phoenix> and per Wikipedia
  • <Simonrjh> wb
  • <Jack_Phoenix> and per my experience with spambots
  • <Ljlego> spermbots
  • =-= Unit_104 is now known as Blemo
  • <Jack_Phoenix> I've deleted dozens and dozens of long spam pages
  • <Ljlego> hehehehehehehehehehehehehesperm
  • <Jack_Phoenix> spam doesn't mean short message
  • <GPT> Ljlego: saying "spermbots" is against our rules.
  • <Ljlego> wow
  • <Simonrjh> LOL
  • <Blemo> we have policies that we go by
  • <Ljlego> your rules are really specific
  • <Ljlego> like the esoteric nature of your wiki
  • <Simonrjh> brb
  • <Blemo> Halopedia:IRC
  • <unilinky> http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Halopedia:IRC
  • <Ljlego> I mean, gosh
  • <GPT> Jack_Phoenix: I set up a vote page, like Manty asked me to. I put a link in the topic, but no one voted, so I told everyone hear to vote. I just used the asterisks to separate it so they would se it.
  • <sangheili2506> oooo flood the movie
  • <Ljlego> WHO IS THIS MANTY?
  • <--| unilinky has left #halopedia
  • <Rancor_Jerky> It Speaks!
  • <Ljlego> SOMEONE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
  • <Rancor_Jerky> It Leaves!
  • <sangheili2506> manty is a guy
  • <GPT> Ljlego, that's really annoying when you yell...
  • <SPARTAN-387> Ljlego: I dont like the rules either but what r u gonna do?
  • * CentralAdmin pats Ljlego
  • <Ljlego> I'm not yelling
  • <Ljlego> I'm not even speaking
  • <Ljlego> I'm typing
  • <TheLedBalloon> I"M NOT YELLING EITHER!
  • <SPARTAN-387> lol
  • <Rancor_Jerky> ...
  • <TheLedBalloon> I"M TYPING LOUDLY!
  • <SPARTAN-387> lol
  • <TheLedBalloon> CLICK CLICK CLACK
  • <Blemo> ...
  • <TheLedBalloon> HEAR THAT TYPING??
  • <Blemo> spamming and use of caps
  • <SPARTAN-387> yes....
  • <Blemo> Violation of #453 and #A52
  • <Ljlego> hexadecimal?
  • * CentralAdmin pats TheLedBalloon
  • <Ljlego> wow
  • <Ljlego> you guys are intense
  • * TheLedBalloon bites CentralAdmin
  • <TheLedBalloon> arf!
  • <sangheili2506> im a woman!!!
  • * Jack_Phoenix pats CentralAdmin
  • *<Jack_Phoenix> with a brick ;)
  • *<TheLedBalloon> woof woof!
  • *<Ljlego> sangheili2506: no offense meant, I was assuming "guys" as in "people frequenting this room"
  • <Blemo> TheLedBalloon isn't hear half the time. In fact, this is the first time I saw him/her/it here...
  • <Ljlego> not "males"
  • <Ljlego> sorry about the slangery
  • <Ljlego> I didn't mean to hurt your feelings
  • <Ljlego> :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
  • <Ljlego> :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
  • <TheLedBalloon> well, "not" is open to interpretation....
  • <Ljlego> those are sad faces
  • <sangheili2506> well you did >=[
  • |<-- HBad has left irc.freenode.net ("ChatZilla 0.9.79 [Firefox 2.0.0.11/2007112718]")
  • <GPT> Jack_Phoenix: do you consider Ljlego's "sad faces" to be spam as well?
  • <TheLedBalloon> wait, so shouldn't you guys all be playing halo right now?
  • <Jack_Phoenix> could be
  • <Ljlego> I was expressing emotion
  • <Ljlego> I feel bad
  • <Blemo> Stop with the sad faces... they look freaky being mushed togethe...
  • <TheLedBalloon> why aren't you?
  • <Blemo> *r
  • <GPT> Ljlego: I was expressing importance; same thing applies.
  • <TheLedBalloon> Blemo: you seem to have a lot of pet peeves
  • <Ljlego> but......I have feelings
  • <Ljlego> I'm being human
  • * TheLedBalloon gives Blemo a massage
  • <Ljlego> no, I agree with Blemo
  • <TheLedBalloon> relaxed, Blemo ?
  • <Ljlego> it looks like they're smiley faces
  • <Ljlego> I wonder.....
  • <Ljlego> :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
  • <Ljlego> :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
  • =-= Blemo is now known as Blemo|Eating
  • <Ljlego> it doesn't have the same effect when they're happy
  • <Ljlego> how bizarre
  • <TheLedBalloon> :(:(:(:(:(:
  • <SPARTAN-387> lol
  • <HaloDude> Ljlego: Please stop, you're being annoying
  • <TheLedBalloon> :(:(:(:(:
  • <Ljlego> why are you guys criticizing me?
  • <SPARTAN-387> Is it against the rules to laugh at spam?
  • <Ljlego> I'm just trying to be a nice person
  • <Ljlego> IT IS NOT SPAM
  • <HaloDude> i'm not criticizing you, just talling you to stop
  • <Ljlego> though I do like spam
  • <Ljlego> it's yummy
  • <SPARTAN-387> Ljlego: Im on ur side
  • <sangheili2506> spam is salty
  • <TheLedBalloon> spam spam spam spammity spam SPPAAAAAAAMMMM!
  • <Ljlego> it tastes like chicken mixed with animal feces
  • <Ljlego> quite scrumptious
  • <GPT> TheLedBalloon: stop spamming, please...
  • <SPARTAN-387> u spelt telling wrong
  • <SPARTAN-387> talling
  • <SPARTAN-387> lol
  • <Ljlego> I didn't know tall was a verb?
  • <TheLedBalloon> you spelled you and spelled wrong
  • <Blemo|Eating> what was I doing again?
  • <TheLedBalloon> having a seizure?
  • <HaloDude> eating?
  • * TheLedBalloon has a seizure
  • <TheLedBalloon> iasjdfnvksJVNkjxvcn
  • <Ljlego> what is eating have to do with it?
  • <SPARTAN-387> lol
  • <TheLedBalloon> ^^Seizure
  • <HaloDude> Ljlego: hmmm let's see, well his nick has "Eating" in it
  • <TheLedBalloon> uh oh, another seizure....
  • <Ljlego> nick is a name?
  • <TheLedBalloon> ;aldm svK:JB:KCJB:LKASDBJClksjdvkjsdv skljvdj
  • <TheLedBalloon> those really are not fun
  • <Ljlego> not a word that isn't a name is?
  • <HaloDude> nick as in nickname
  • <Ljlego> oh...
  • <Simonrjh> back
  • <HaloDude> wb Simon
  • <Simonrjh> :d
  • <Simonrjh> oops :D
  • <Ljlego> SIMON HI!
  • <Simonrjh> HI!!!!!
  • <Ljlego> WOW I DIDNT NO UR NAME WAS SIMON!
  • <TheLedBalloon> SIMON!
  • * Simonrjh whispers "Do I know this guy?"
  • <TheLedBalloon> I LOVE YOU!
  • <HaloDude> TheLedBalloon & Ljlego: Please stop
  • <TheLedBalloon> I LOVE YOU, SIMON!
  • <TheLedBalloon> woops
  • <TheLedBalloon> a-hem
  • <sangheili2506> aaaa gayness
  • <TheLedBalloon> I love you, simon
  • <Simonrjh> i like-you-in-a-friendly-way too
  • <TheLedBalloon> you know, man, we don't say it enough
  • <Ljlego> TheLedBalloon you can stop being annoying now stop please now?
  • <TheLedBalloon> but it's true man!
  • <Simonrjh> ok, now you're being creepy
  • <TheLedBalloon> it's so true!
  • <TheLedBalloon> we gotta say it more!
  • <Ljlego> haha this is like Waynes World
  • <TheLedBalloon> ya i no rite?
  • * sangheili2506 thinks those guys are gay!
  • <TheLedBalloon> PARTY TI--party time!
  • <TheLedBalloon> excellent!
  • <Ljlego> who me.
  • <TheLedBalloon> wee-wee-wee-wee!
  • <GPT> guys, you're getting in the way of the purpose of this channel...
  • <TheLedBalloon> purpose?
  • <GPT> yes, purpose.
  • <TheLedBalloon> it is purpose that drives us
  • <TheLedBalloon> purpose that binds us
  • <GPT> STOP.
  • <Ljlego> GPT: I want to talk about angel head things
  • <Simonrjh> to discuss halo and halopedia related matters
  • <GPT> Ljlego: then go to ##angel-head-things
  • <TheLedBalloon> and now we are here to take from you, what you took from us, Mr Anderson
  • <Blemo|Eating> lol
  • <TheLedBalloon> Purpose.
  • =-= Mode #halopedia +o GPT by ChanServ
  • <Ljlego> OK
  • <GPT> TheLedBalloon: when I say to stop, I mean it.
  • <Simonrjh> here we go...
  • <Ajax_013> bye guys ^^
  • * TheLedBalloon is sorry :(
  • <GPT> now stop spamming, please.
  • <Ljlego> OK, I said hi in ##angel-head-things
  • * Simonrjh does drum roll
  • <Tes|Away> bai
  • <Ljlego> what do I do now?
  • <GPT> Ljlego: stop bothering us.
  • <sangheili2506> bye!
  • <Ljlego> but.....nobody answered me except Blemo|Eating
  • <Ljlego> and I can talk to him here?
  • <GPT> you can't talk to him *here* about angel head things, because you're in ##angel-head-things to talk about angel head things.
  • <SPARTAN-387> /mourns Ljlego and TheLedBalloon
  • <Ljlego> but I don't know why?
  • <GPT> if you're in *here* to do that, then you will be kicked... you can talk about whatever you want, but you guys are deliberately being stupid.
  • <HaloDude> Youa can talk here, just stop spamming and being constantly annoying
  • <HaloDude> *you
  • * Simonrjh prods 387 with a stick
  • * SPARTAN-387 mourns Ljlego and TheLedBalloon
  • <Ljlego> I'm not trying to be annoying? :(
  • * SPARTAN-387 prods back
  • <TheLedBalloon> me no r stoopid! :(
  • <CentralAdmin> GPT: is there a reason you're opped? is it supposed to intimidate them?
  • |<-- Rancor_Jerky has left irc.freenode.net (Remote closed the connection)
  • <TheLedBalloon> el intranets r stoopoid!
  • <GPT> CentralAdmin: intimidate is not the right word...
  • <SPARTAN-387> lol
  • <Jack_Phoenix> PHP fatal error: variable 'annoying' is undefined!
  • * Simonrjh prods 387 with an energy sword...whoops too hard
  • <HaloDude> CentralAdmin: GPT has full right to be opped at the current time
  • <Ljlego> why is his name gray?
  • <GPT> TheLedBalloon, Ljlego: you can talk about whatever you want in here, but *please* use your common sense... k? thxbai
  • <GPT> Ljlego: because I'm about to leave.
  • <Ljlego> thxbai?
  • <Ljlego> what is that?
  • =-= Mode #halopedia -o GPT by GPT
  • <CentralAdmin> HaloDude: he doesn't need to op to ask them to behave does he? No. He has opped to intimidate them (yes, that is the correct word)
  • <Ljlego> is that a word?
  • <Tes|Away> mhm
  • <GPT> Ljlego: thanks, bye. I asked you to use your common sense, you know...
  • <Ljlego> why you making fun of me?
  • <TheLedBalloon> I dunno, it's awfully confusing
  • <Blemo|Eating> CentralAdmin: you're Manticore right?
  • <TheLedBalloon> don't be so mean to Ljlego
  • <GPT> CentralAdmin: no, I'm opped to show them that I'm ready to kick them if they're going to keep breaking the rules. it's not indimidation.
  • <CentralAdmin> Blemo|Eating: yes
  • <Simonrjh> Blemo: yes
  • <CentralAdmin> GPT: yes, that is intimidation
  • <GPT> TheLedBalloon: I'll stop being mean when he starts using his common sense.
  • <HaloDude> CentralAdmin: If they refuse to listen and behave when he isn't opped, perhaps they would listen to an op??
  • <Blemo|Eating> CentralAdmin: There's something with my sig on the wiki markup part, that screws everything up... Could you help me?
  • * SPARTAN-387 shoots Simonrjh with a SRS99D-S2 AM Sniper Rifle
  • <CentralAdmin> CentralAdmin: he can ask them to behave or be removed without being opped
  • <Blemo|Eating> It's like the
  • <TheLedBalloon> but GPT , it's such an irrational jumble of letters
  • <CentralAdmin> I mean, HaloDude >_>
  • <GPT> CentralAdmin: intimidation is frightening someone; I'm not trying to frighten them, just to show them that I'm going to kick them if they're going to break the rules.
  • <TheLedBalloon> a non-English-speaker could easily be confused by it
  • <HaloDude> lol Manticore
  • * Simonrjh screams
  • <SPARTAN-387> Threats
  • <CentralAdmin> Blemo|Eating: what's up?
  • <Ljlego> I don't speak chat talk good
  • <SPARTAN-387> Whatcha eating Blemo?
  • <Simonrjh> the blood of his enemies...
  • <GPT> Ljlego: we don't appreciate public logging without the consent of everyone in here; not everyone has consented.
  • <Ljlego> who are you?
  • <Simonrjh> *the hearts of his enemies...
  • <Simonrjh> he *drinks* the blood
  • <GPT> Ljlego: I am Guesty-Persony-Thingy. now please remove the log or get everyone's consent.
  • <Tes|Away> Why is forgottenlord marked as "Fl|logging" then?
  • <Blemo|Eating> CentralAdmin: hard to explain. My sig messes up parts of a page... I've looked over the sig, and I don't see anything out of place... Example of messed-up page that my sig obliterated: http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Halopedia:IRC_Channel/Unilinky
  • <Ljlego> I don't know what you are saying
  • <CentralAdmin> GPT: if you didn't op to remove them, but just to show them you are opped/an op, then yes, you are trying to intimidate them
  • <GPT> Ljlego: remove this: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Ljlego/A
  • <Ljlego> I don't know what that is!
  • <GPT> CentralAdmin: I am trying to show them that I am serious; I am *not* trying to scare them.
  • <Ljlego> I've never been on the uncyclopedia
  • <GPT> Ljlego: you created it, so you *do* know what it means. now remove it or you will be removed from here for breaking our rules regarding logging.
  • <TheLedBalloon> what's uncyclokpedia?
  • <TheLedBalloon> isn't it encyclopedia?
  • <TheLedBalloon> typo?
  • <Ljlego> i'm in the chat room
  • * TheLedBalloon is confused
  • -->| Sgt_Johnson (n=Sgt_John@75-163-187-107.clsp.qwest.net) has joined #halopedia
  • <Blemo|Eating> It's the other way around, lol
  • <Tes|Away> Depends on who you ask, lol
  • <GPT> Ljlego, you're in #uncyclopedia right now. so are you, TheLedBalloon. you guys are SPAMMING, so you are going to go. bye!
  • =-= Mode #halopedia +o GPT by ChanServ
  • <Simonrjh> bye!!!
  • <Simonrjh> so long
  • =-= Mode #halopedia +b *!*@unaffiliated/ljlego by GPT
  • <Tes|Away> bai
  • =-= Ljlego was booted from #halopedia by GPT (GPT)
  • <Simonrjh> farewell
  • <TheLedBalloon> bye, then?
  • <Tes|Away> and thanks for all the fish
  • <Simonrjh> auf wiedersehn
  • =-= Mode #halopedia +b *!*@c-66-31-174-231* by GPT
  • <Simonrjh> Tes: exactly lol
  • <CentralAdmin> Blemo|Eating: fixed. Link to main sig page please?
  • =-= YOU (TheLedBalloon) have been booted from #halopedia by GPT (GPT)
  • [INFO] You are banned from this channel.