User:Butterflymaiden/Super Mario Philippines

Super Mario Philippines(☃☃☃☃☃☃☃Pilipinas, Wii knaba) is a game made for Wii. This game was developed by Nintendo Japan. The game is created by no other than Khadaffi "I am better than that fucking Bugs Bunny" Janjalani. This game was distributed by PAMET and approved by Zamboanga Institute of Nintendo Technology.

Plot

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Spoiler AlerT!

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You are still awake in the middle of the night and you're playing Super Mario with a friend. But by the time you wake up on the next day, its June 8! You turn on your TV and find out that a TV newscaster and a Wowowee cameraman has been kidnapped, you get frustrated for watching it for the whole day and you decide to leave home to buy a Wii Console. You find out that you didn't get Super Mario Galaxy, but the local version of your favorite game-Super Mario Philippines.

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Game Plot

Now, you tuned on your Wii and did the usual ritual of making sure that you didn't get an Xbox 360 or something. Then you play with it. You know every Mario game starts with a love letter from the princess, but Peach got interrupted in the middle of writing her letter and you are pulled by a warp pipe into the ABS-CBN headquarters. From there, some wooden broadcaster tells you that one of their newscasters were gone and you are set to a mission to save her(and the cameraman who was revealed to be her boyfriend). Then you board a plane to GenSan. You meet PacMan in there and he helps you by giving you a rusted bolo. You would do everything to get him to give you a gun, right. Anyway, you get a gun. Now, you ride in a bus and by accident you got thrown off to the sea, from there, a fisherman rescued you and you wake up in Indaanan, Sulu. You then ask people if they have seen the newscaster, they all say "she went this way" and an armed man takes you in.

Now, you are in the resthouse, you have to spy James Bond style in order rescue her. Now, you see her tied up and hanged in the celing, but your gun is deactivated, all you have is a bolo, here are attacks that you can try...

• Fake yourself as the sexiest filipina(only if you have the guts to be gay)
• ...Then assassinate them
• Or maybe you can call Chuck Norris for help and get rescued
• Or by just using your bolo to open the door and kick it

Then after that, they change locations. But could you rescue her in the end?

Mini Games

A rule Nintendo made, you can never resist it. Anyway, here are the following Mini Games:

• Rickroller-You get to Rickroll the people from Indaanan and the terrorists themselves
• Terrorist Slayer-You have to try slaying Khadaffi within 30 seconds
• GunBound-This is not the RPG, its a how to shoot a gun training game.

Bonus Games

• Oakwood Fashionistas-You have to wear high heels and an animal printed hairband even if your a man. You're gay
• Super Princess Peach-Replace Perry the umbrella with Perry the Platypus