User:Bradaphraser/bios
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User:Bradaphraser[edit | edit source]
Bradaphraser is an uncyclopedia admin known for his run in with the Nazis, his time spent on IRC, and his extensive voting record at VFH. He lives in Oklahoma and has voted Republican, so no one has any idea how the Hell he got here. Some have suggested drugs, but he's against those, so other options are being persued.
User:Hinoa4 (Hinoa)[edit | edit source]
Hinoa came here in late October of 2005, along with several other regulars of the Random Ramblings forum in the Kingdom of Loathing forums to see if they couldn't make Kingdom of Loathing funnier. The project was a great success, and most people left. Hinoa, however, didn't, and stuck around, reading random pages until he was blue in the face. Then he came into IRC one day and suffered a tragic accident that caused him to cease being funny. After making so many edits to QVFD that the admins were banging their heads against the monitors begging for it to stop, he was inducted into the monkey club and promptly started doing nothing.
User:Spang[edit | edit source]
Spang burst onto the uncycylopedia scene in March 2006, wrote three articles, got voted NotM and then stopped being funny. Not to be put off by his new lack of funny, he took to telling as many people as possible that they weren't either. This naturally led to him being made an admin. Now Spang doesn't do much interesting - he much prefers to vandalise his own userpage instead.
User:Clorox[edit | edit source]
Clorox is a friggin' frequent inactive user at Uncyclopedia, known for being like the goggles. He does nothing. He lives in an obvious place listed on his userpage and has mock-voted Democrat, so please don't shoot. Blah.