User:BradTheRad/SCP Foundation
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Item #: SCP-9001.
Object Class: Keter Neutralized Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9001 is to be hosted on popular wiki site Wikidot. The site is to act as if the data is from a fictional organization and that the organization is not real, to try to prevent people from having nightmares. In light of Incident I-9001-062018, nobody around SCP-9001 is to mention anything related to LGBTQ. Anyone mentioning LGBTQ is to be transferred to another project.
Description: SCP-9001 is a wiki containing the entirety of the Foundation database, as well as Foundation history and lore, stating that the Foundation is a fictional organization. The information has been publicly leaked on the Internet. Anyone describing SCP-9001 is compelled to make fun of the Foundation using self-depreciating jokes.
SCP stands for Silly Containment Protocols, which are instructions on how to contain the object being described. Any object with unusual properties is taken from the original owners, and the Foundation is also a prison for people and animals who break the laws of nature. The Foundation also enforces the laws of nature, so nature does not have to.
SCP-9001 is like most wikis: a black hole that causes one to lose hours of their lives. The wiki also causes people to have nightmares, which can manifest in the form of bad dreams about things such as being trapped in strange places or being chased by scary creatures. Reported nightmares have involved objects currently in Foundation custody. SCP-9001 also causes people who are exposed to it to share information related to the Foundation publicly, including on communities such as Reddit.
Incident Report I-9001-062018: On June 1, 2018, changes were noticed in SCP-9001 after SJWs were exposed to it. This led to a wave of backlash all over the Internet. SCP-9001's community also took a huge hit and some popular articles were deleted. Another website, known as SCP-9001-1, has also sprung up, and it refers to itself as "The RPC Authority". SCP-9001 was also declared Neutralized.As of 07/01/2018, all reports of SCP-9001's demise were deemed to be false and exaggerated.
Incident Report I-9001-052019: In May of 2019, someone from Russia, known as PoI-52019 tried to trademark SCP-9001’s logo. This led to a massive outcry in Russia. Foundation agents quickly came to the scene and PoI-52019 was forced to give up the trademark. Research on the background and intentions of PoI-52019 is currently ongoing.