User:Bonalaw/Dumbocracy
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Dumbocracy (duh'mock'rasseeeeeeeeee) is the most widespread form of government in the whole wide world and its environs. It is a twisted form of democracy.
Democracy is all well and good, but it only works if the people involved are well-informed and rational. Unfortunately, most people are idiots, and since idiots still have the vote, it is inevitable that democracy kinda falls apart a bit and ultimately morphs into dumbocracy, in which the devious achieve power by duping the stupid.
There are various forms of dumbocracy:
- British Dumbocracy: The people are stupid, the leaders are devious.
- American Dumbocracy: The people are stupid, some of the leaders are devious and some are stupid. A group of the most devious act as advisers to The Big Bad Leader (or President), who is the stupidest of all.
- Australian Dumbocracy: The leaders are stupid, and the people are stupid enough to keep voting for them 4 terms in a row. (see also John Howard)
- Italian Dumbocracy: Silvio Berlusconi is devious. The rest can go to hell.
- African Dumbocracy: The dictator holds elections to show the rest of the world he has elections. Soldiers, agents, and hired thugs are at the polls telling the people they will vote for the dictator or they will be shot on sight. The reelected dictator then announces to the world his reign is legitimate because his country had elections and they voted for him.