User:Black flamingo11/Shoulder To Shoulder Communication

The S2SC mark I temporarily down due to a broken line

A long time ago, when South America and Africa were still joined by continental glue, there were two superior minds; one located on each continent. Surprisingly for superior minds, they had no telepathic powers whatsoever; they used very long strings attached to cans to communicate. But every time the device broke, an inferior mind could put one end of the string in his head and thus hack the system. People found out all sort of things like the meaning of life, and that weird secret now stored in the Vatican.

The Basics of S2SC

Shoulder to Shoulder Communication is a system in which binary code can be sent via soft and hard shoulder compressions. It utilises all those millions of people who are idle 24/7 to be used as cable parts in an almost infinite row to from the sender to the receiver.

One person at one side, next to Mind Alpha receives signals in 0's and 1'. Then, if a 1 was sent, this guy will squeeze hard the shoulder of the other guy, and he will send it to the next one, etc.

When though it sends messages to Mind Beta through a cable of people, it takes way too freaking long.

The Problem Of Binary Language

Actually, to send a simple 'hello' across the ocean took a long time. In binary code, 'hello' has like 46 digits, being spelt Hhehhhheeellllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Making it 4 digits long would make it impossible to pronounce or read.

So sending a letter took ages, and suppoing that this huge line of people were alive in the ocean for that long 8mart those minds, how do they kep em alive o long?)

Other Problems

Ships crossing the ocean

No weak hearted can do good in thi job- since ship were invented several ship related accidents involving people cables have happened. Ships constantly crash into the people, but some actually make the ship bounce back.

Hunger

200 million years ago, the world's skies were infested with peanut butter jelly sandwiches, so, to survive, people had to propell themselves 10 feet into the air. So, a pèanut butter jelly sandwich diet allows the people to be more fat, therefore more buyoant. This long line of fat people disrupted the ocean currents and caused an ice age.

the fat people brought all cold currents back where they came from, and all land froze and turned white

People who have collaborated

Mr Mauricio Lardicio

2 million years ago, in middle of the atlantic, Mr Mauricio floated. The diet of peanut butter jelly made him gain weight, reaching over 5000 kilos. He was a fast worker, and had a decent alary, but one day, there was a sea storm and the current took his pants away. He was left with a trauma, so now day he wears his pants up to his neck for protection.

Nobunaga

Nah, not really. He actually told the minds what to think. Not to be consumed with fatty acid, or hi little brother, Nobudog.

Flobo

He caused too much trouble, as one day, without warning, his bum started expanding to 20 times it's size, many people got drowned, and then he exploded into a cloud of confetti.

HAAAAAAA!- Sebastian on that

S2C Ver. 2.0

The baboons got shiny and then disappeared

Later it became too hard to mantain fat oceanic people, so the minds used their powers to alter the fat molecules, turning the people into baboons. This worked well for 70 years, because we all know that baboons are powered, get their energy from salt water, so it was productive.

Then they got overloaded with energy and vanished.