User:Ben Tennyson

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This is a type of sex
Ben flashing of his stupid watch.

“wheres the domnitix.. o well you'll do just fine).”

~ Oscar Wilde on Ben

“the best type of sex.”



A 10 year old boy who is sometimes very stupid. He is so obsessed with his watch (which happens to be called the Omnitrix) that he uses it every day. Although stupid people and stupid websites (like wikipedia) see him as a nice good-hearted boy, he is acctually a little brat who hates his family and loves video games with fat fucking sumo wrestlers. He is an enemy of a warlord called VilgASS. Well, what can I say? He's a dumbass. He always likes to get Gwen pissed by annoying her and stealing her laptop.But sometimes, they like having sex.