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Flannels[edit | edit source]
A flannel is a soft woven fabric used for cleaning and has few other uses, mainly involving the suffocation of innocent people. Flannels have had an amazing history, dating back to the time of the , outgoing America's insignificant history. They are a cheap, reliable way of cleaning or drying household objects.
History[edit | edit source]
Flannels were originally created in Tonga in 1853 for whipping prostitutes, but in 1927, Adolf Hitler (also known for his involvment in some sort of war or something) discovered it could be used effectively for cleaning one's face and genitalia. This use gradually expanded into a world-wide phenomenon, featured on television shows such as "Friends." Hitler received great amounts of fame from his discovery and now has become a well-known historic figure. Flannels gradually became a popular part of the modern lifestyle.
Alternative Uses[edit | edit source]
Flannels can also be used for;
- Cleaning
- Tables, sinks, blood, wank stains etc.
- Whipping prostitutes.
- Wiping away the tears of orphans.
- Suffocating homeless people.