User:Beccah

what? WHAT? WHAT?!

I'm actually from Gallifrey.

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de 3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Deutsch.

de 3

gee 3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek.

gee 3

eo X

This user only speaks Esperanto enough to seduce native Esperanto speakers.

eo X

gb G

This user does not speak Gibberish and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Gibberish speakers.

gb G

grc 1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of classical Greek.

grc 1

ht E

This user only speaks HTML because it was a required course in school.

ht E

la 1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.

la 1

sa N

This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

sa N

re P

This fucker speaks Recondite English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

re P

us G

This user does not speak American English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all American English speakers.

us G

This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite but refuses to curtsy.
(British Uncyclopedians)

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.