User:B1KWikis/Candlejack

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Candle Dick is a son of a bitch who kills you, if you say his name, however, I have sir Chuck Norris here to kill him once and for all.[1]

Say it, man.

“Say what?”

~ Chuck Norris on the Above Statement

Umm, Candle Jck.

“Candle...Jack?”

~ Chuck Norris on the Above Statement

Yes

“Who the fuck is Candle Jack?”

~ Chuck Norris on Candle Jack

“Oh Shi-”

~ Candle Jack on Above quote
Candle Jack appears to have died due to a roundhouse kick to the nuts. Oh well... Candle Jack, FEBVARIVS, 63 B.C. - May, 2011


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  1. ↑ As you can see, I have made this longer than necessary on purpose.
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