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Interstate 95 is an Interstate Highway which spans across the East Coast of the United States. It serves many of the most populated areas in the country, and as a result, is one of the most heavily tolled highways in the United States.

Route

I-95 in Florida

The stretch of Interstate 95 in Florida is perhaps the most dangerous section of the whole highway. With tourists, 90 year olds, and pissed off truck drivers all driving on the same road, it is a disaster waiting to happen. Even though the official speed limit is 25 miles per hour, the de facto speed is anything over 90 miles per hour. The section around Miami is famous for the abundance of celebrities, wanna-be celebrities, and hot girls.

I-95 in Georgia

Forget about Florida, Georgia is where Interstate 95 comes in contact with the good ole' Deep South. Unfortunately for y'all Northeasterners, that means no major cities for about 300 miles, but on the plus side there's peach stands a plenty if you're hungry. If you stop at a convenience store, stuff you'll commonly find on sale are Confederate flags, and don't forget the fireworks! Who doesn't love fireworks? If you don't plan to stop at any shops, it'd be best for you to pack a sandwich with bit of sweet tea or coke, since it's gonna be a long ride. Anyways, if you're ever tired, Georgia is known for its hospitality. Just knock on any stranger's door, and they'll let ya stay overnight, especially if you're a hot chick.

I-95 in South Carolina

South of the Border's welcome sign, which features a racist portrayal of a Mexican

“What? There's two of them?”

~ Typical high school student on Carolinas

Also located in Dixieland, South Carolina is a great place to relax and have a picnic. Besides, you won't be getting out of South Carolina anytime soon. Even though South Carolina's smaller than its northern neighbor, it takes longer to drive through because of all the white trash. Don't forget to visit South of the Border while you're here! South of the Border has everything an American tourist could want, from Mexican stereotypes to rip-off tourist traps. There is even a porn shop for those feeling particularly horny!

I-95 in North Carolina

“What? North Carolina is in the South?”

~ Typical college student on Carolinas

North Carolina is where terrible drivers and NASCAR come into contact. With most of NASCAR's race teams are headquartered in Charlotte, North Carolina's residents drive like they're NASCAR drivers. Cars spotted driving here have been reported to reach speeds of 200 miles per hour.

I-95 in Virginia

I-95 in Virginia might have no toll plazas, but that doesn't mean you're still going to get away free. Virginia traffic police are known for their brutality, and crack down on anyone driving without a Virginia license plate. It's 179 miles of terror, and is comparable to a game show like Fear Factor or Survivor, except for the fact that the loser has to shell out $150. Virginia is also home to the most confusing interchange in the world. Located at the junction between I-95, I-395, and I-495, it is known as the George Bush Interchange, or locally as the Vietnam War.

I-95 in Pennsylvania

Whatever you do, DO NOT take I-95 in Pennsylvania! Interstate 95 in Pennsylvania is nothing but a hoax to get confused travellers to waste money in Philadelphia. This is made obvious by I-95 in Pennsylvania being one of the only untolled sections of I-95 in the Northeast. Don't even think of traveling to New Jersey via I-95! Anyone who travels to New Jersey on I-95 gets horribly lost in the depths of South Jersey, and devoured by the Jersey Devil.

I-95 in New Jersey

If you thought the Delaware Turnpike was bad, then wait until you see the New Jersey Turnpike.