Infestation: Survivor Stories
“Fucking Russian Jews trying to take all my money”
– A disgruntled Gamer
“Stop drinking vodka and make an actual game”
– Another one
Infestation: Survivor Stories is an insanity test presented to you by the Producers who made Big Rigs, the best game in human history. This game seems to be a AAA class zombie survivor game, but it will drive you insane and force you to burn a hospital full of babies and at the end it will hypnotize you to kill yourself. You were warned.
History[edit | edit source]
This shitty excuse of a game was created when Sergey Titov drank too much vodka and decided to extort gamers out of their Money. They created a company called "Hammerpoint", disgenerated their old Pay to win horsecrap called "War Inc.", retextured it, added some zombies and called it a "revolutionary zombie mmorpg game". They then uploaded it on steam as alpha testing mode and charged people real money for it. It was pretty much turned out the game was built using D class Unity Software/Coding software and people can hack into their software and give themselves every single power that the x-men have, including flying, infinite aim and super speed, while bugs are pretty much rampant with zombies spawning on top of players, Stuck textures and Zombies getting bored and leaving as soon as the player jumps onto a car. Anyone who voiced concerns to sergay's forums were Banned for the lulz, with the reason "FUCK OFF NOOB".
When the game was actually released, they mixed their vodka with some bath salts, so it results them to add in a 90 percent fake description that involves fake screenshots, skill trees, clans, multiple over 100 km maps (Their only map is a map that is 72 km and only a huge road), Bonus loot areas and "customizable characters" while they only allow you to customize if you pay them.
Also they added microtransactions in the game, And for some strange reason, the microtransactions work perfectly while the game is like a shoddy peice of coding, which means that they paid more attention in extorting money from players than they did on the game itself. Basically anything save for guns can be bought in the microtransaction store but since ammo is obviously for some reason unobtainable save for buying, being unable to buy guns does not matter, and it means that if you would want to survive you need to pay the ghey gods money. What's worse, Anything that you buy gets lost when you die, so as a result you can gear yourself up with everything for 50 usd, get killed by a hacker before the loading screen ends then lose everything and have to buy them again. Not to say they literally added a 4 respawn timer that has you pay for respawn like smartphone "games", it can be pretty much saying the game is Pay to Win, and the borderline extortion kind.
What's even lulzier is the terms of service is a copycat of League of Legends Terms of service with a new "no-refund policy" that blacklists you from paypal when you tell them to refund you for their scamfaggotry. Of course because the russian mafia is stealing all your money and you deserved it when people on metacritic and steam call this a copy of big rigs and you still buy it. Again, unlike an actual game, reporting a bug in this game is a permabannable offense and you can be banned for no reason aside that they want you to buy the game again just to get more money. They also claim to have some sort of anti cheat system, but because they had their overdose of Bath Salts laced vodka all they did is to make bait items inside walls which banned people who picked them but in reality legit players are able to hit them due to their shitty programming skills. Not to say all the mods use hacks and give nonexistent items to themselves and when you kill them you get fucking banned.
Then Sergei Titov was given an interview by Gamespy and he:
- Fails to realize his game is an ugly pile of mess
- Says that 90 percent of people are happy about their game while people hate their guts
- Says that people misread the description while their game is made to extort gamers
And instead of letting him know that his vodka overdose is too much, he instead proceeds to wreck up the game even more by limiting player's item storages as well as letting all warz/infestation player's information leak to hackers.
Steam then shut down the game and gave every innocent soul who bought it refunds, and it changed its name from warz into infestation: survivor stories in order to milk more money.
Finally he abandoned his game and shut it down in the end of 2016. Good bye and good riddance.
If you bought it without looking at the reviews, good luck, you deserved every bit of the torture.
Reviews[edit | edit source]
WarZ is known as the shit game of the century and you probably knew it. Metacritic gave it a 20 point in critic reviews and user reviews are even worse. These are one of the lulzier ones:
| “ | Dear Sirs and Ladies,
I am just a normal customer, so you could say, and I have purchased this game knowing that it would be in the state of an Alpha Phase. This was alright, because I thought I could trust my money and time to these new developers. I played, experienced and had my fun. There were many suggestions to be looked at, a truly colourful future to be had! I kept looking and looking and did not find the weaponary or things that I would expect in the game, no problem I told myself. I could simply suggest it. An Archery range, bows, even fencing kevlar armor. Wouldn't that be fun I thought? That was a few weeks, maybe three ago. Because I was playing with friends, I decided to take a break after the wipe of characters, just fine. Now I return, I see a gaming community in uproar, in outmost rage. I cannot help but to frown.. Something went wrong. I can see it shimmering in the distance, oh golden seduction. It is a rain of money upon the developers, blinding them from what is truly important. The customers feel left alone in the dark, an apocalypse on their very game they wanted to love. Zombies, not in ragged clothes, but in business suits are gnawing on it's structure. This game, even if steam is slow, has been released within the blink of an eye as it seems. This game, it was fun. I could run around, hacking, bashing, slashing through zombie hordes as if it was nothing, weird. My stomach would hurt.. Medicine would help, I mean who cares if the stomach shrinks down to the size of a peanut as long as you have antibiotics!.. Zombies that would follow me mindlessly, stacking on one another. Truly an amusing sight. And so easy to bash away too, with just an invincible, unwreckable hammer or even flashlight that would never break! Water, there was plenty for some reason unknown to me. And binoculars? Of course! I had hundreds, so much to see! ... My dear Developers, What have you done? How could you? How dare you? Is nothing holy for you anymore? These promises! Where are they? This is as if a bad joke just unfolded. The fooled ones are however those who actually wanted to support you! What have you done? How could you? How dare you? Is nothing holy for you anymore? I hope you have a merry christmas. Because I know what will land in my trash bin. I am sorry game. But your makers have defiled you. The game community cannot trust you anymore, dear developers and investors. This is the undoing of a game that turned out to be a sad christmas story.. I hope you will be happy with the shiny things these people have given you to ruin this game. Yours sincerely, Edhmelus "L." Tharsonus. |
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| “ | This game was made by scam artist criminals. I bought this game and shortly after requested a refund on PayPal after realizing how utter terrible it was in every way. I lost my money and the devs banned my game account for trying to refund. FRAUDSTERS! | ” |
As you can see, this game is a smoldering pile of turd. And as for uncyclopedian affiliated UnReviews, the foundation of x danger reaction organization said:
| “ | This this a smoldering pile of crap that completely exceeds the border to keter into the form of the disastrous apocalypse of gaming. If you buy this game and played it, you will see satan playing the trumpet from heaven and jesus transforming into robot Jesus in order to destroy the world and robot demon spiders come out of the ground to rape your ass. It's just that bad.
Danger Level: ★★★★★★★★ |
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The foundation of x labeled any interaction with the corpse of this game forbidden and any attempt to suprass it is suspect to destroying the world.