User:Ansible/The Fellowship of the Bling

The Fellowship of the Bling is an epic, made-for-TV film by Spike Lee that was intended to be shown on BET. It never aired because its copyright was usurped by some hack known as J.R.R. Tolkien, who wrote and copywrited three novels just as the Lee was catching the subway to go to the patent office. The Man must have gotten a big kick out of that.

Summary

The One Bling

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Characters

Frobro shows off his mad grill.

Gandalf the Dre helped guide the Hobbit Crew on their journey.

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Guest Appearance

Galadriel Lopez makes a guest appearance with a video for her latest track.

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• - i love you moms pussy

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Significance

Here, two of the Crew are about to get a righteous beating when caught performing a sketch in blackface.