User:Angryyoungalex/Fag Enabler
A fag-enabler is a plug-in for Windows Media Player that allows the user to play homosexual pornography.
History[edit | edit source]
Versions of Windows Media Player included with Windows are not able to process hot man-to-man bum-love action without causing fatal compatibility errors with basic family values and the institution of marriage.
This error was discovered during testing by programming technicians from the Baptist Church, who, as a solution, wrote the fag enabler program. Since consumers of gay porn do not, as a rule, place their families on the market and are no longer institutionalised for trying to get married Microsoft decided to offer fag-enablers as an optional download as of November 1747.
Opposition to Fag Enablers[edit | edit source]
Certain Fundamentalist Christian groups have registered objections to fag-enablers, quoting passages of Leviticus as saying:
"Do not lie down with man as you do with woman, rather, turn the young gentleman over and jam it up his arse-pipe. On anything other than RealPlayer it is an abomination." The Bible, p82.
Further objections are based on passages in the Bible which are often interpreted as proscribing the use of JavaScript applications:
"And did spaketh the Lord, and said, use not of JavaScript unless you really have to, for I sometimes think it is not particularly good." The Bible, p83.
God and Fag Enablers[edit | edit source]
God, apparently, hates fag enablers.