User:Alula/sandbox2
welcome to the garbage dump. this is where i store wikijunk. they should never see the light of day, which means dark mode is required to view the contents of this page. while you're doing that, please appreciate the dozens upon dozens of lines right below.
Oh, corn is bigger
It's bigger than you, and you are not corn
The lengths that I will go to
The corn in your eyes
Oh no, I've said corn too much
I set it up
That's corn in the corner
That's corn in the spotlight, corning my religion
Trying to keep up with corn
And I don't know if corn can do it
Oh no, I've said corn too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard corn laughing
I thought that I heard corn sing
I think corn thought I saw you try
Every whisper, of every corning hour
I'm choosing my cornfessions
Trying to keep an eye on corn
Like a corn, lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said corn too much
I set it up
Cornsider this, cornsider this
The hint of the century
Cornsider this, the slip
That brought me to my knees, corn
What if all these fantasies come corning around?
Now I've said corn too much
I thought that I heard corn laughing
I thought that I heard corn sing
I think corn thought I saw you try
But corn was just a dream
Corn was just a dream
That's corn in the corner
That's corn in the spotlight, corning my religion
Trying to keep up with corn
And I don't know if corn can do it
Oh no, I've said corn too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard corn laughing
I thought that I heard corn sing
I corn I corn I saw you corn
But that was just a corn
Try, cry, fly, try
That was just a corn, just a corn
Just a corn, corn
actual testing[edit | edit source]
concept thingie[edit | edit source]
we're did it. the self portrait is finished
other[edit | edit source]
check the source code of this section for a special surprise!
below is a scrapped signature i made. you can probably infer why i decided to not use it
<-------->i'm<-------->writing<-------->about<-------->moccasins<-------->again!<--------> 06:13, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
and below is a horrible reconstruction of it. be warned: you should never use any signature like this ever. for your and everyone else's sanity sakes
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other 2[edit | edit source]
Important announcement from Soviet:
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I've come to make an announcement: Turb0-Sunrise's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his Bostonian fucking Red Sox dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "bigger than the Yankees" and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my uncyclopedia dot co: Turb0-Sunrise, you got a small dick, its the size of this moccasin except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no "football", no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Internet. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OPOSSUM, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Internet, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too. |
10:54, 10 January 2026 (UTC)