User:Alula/The best pizza i have ever had
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This Fucking pizza is so Damn good. I am not joking this pizza is the best shit i have ever eaten
I am not joking i ate this pizza Friday and i was enlightened by its taste, It sent me straight to the lord, And i wasn't even Christian. YOU NEED TO EAT THIS PIZZA! It is better than crack, meth, weed and HIV Combined, This pizza does something most others don't, It has good tasting CRUST!!! They should have served this as rations in the Big Scary War and maybe we wouldn't be so shitty.
Where get pizza?[edit | edit source]
The pizza is usually found in the harsh jungles of an American supermarket, Usually in Walmarts or Targets. If you find this pizza please for the love of god eat it, EVEN IF ITS UNCOOKED. e a t i t r a w r e t a r d . . .
ITS CHEESE PIZZA????[edit | edit source]
yes it is cheese pizza, but its not illegal imagery however. instead its an absolute masterpiece of mass produced food. Every time i taste it i leak "Happy fluids" from all pores on of my bod- wait a second...
Downsides..?[edit | edit source]
It causes obesity if you eat too much of it, However if you don't want to be fat just follow this how to Here!
