User:Albeans

What the fuck?

One time I sucked a towel. It was hard.

This person is (not) God

This person is officially (not) god of anything.

Yummy!!! Butter!!!!!!!!!!!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.

Whoops! Maybe you were looking for NEDM?

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	Ÿǿü čǽñ ħëłþ Ǜŉçýċļöþęđĩä ßŷ ểǻŧıŉġ ä çåŗǐβöǚ.

Stupid warning: Something stupid this way cometh.
This article is stupid. You can help Uncyclopedia by whacking it upside the head with a clue-by-four.

This page was originally sporked from a can of 30 proof Cheez Whiz, a banana, a chainsaw, and thirteen point nine grams of rice

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is a complete, irredeemable minecart. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and stir at a dishrag.

This user will give you a seizure.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

NO

This user doesn't care.

This user's head A SPLODE.

User:Albeans

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