User:Albeans

What the fuck?

One time I sucked a towel. It was hard.

This person is (not) God

This person is officially (not) god of anything.

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Yummy!!! Butter!!!!!!!!!!!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

Whoops! Maybe you were looking for NEDM?

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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is a complete, irredeemable cob. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and anglicanise at a toaster.

This user will give you a seizure.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

NO

This user doesn't care.

NO

This user's head A SPLODE.