Unquotable talk:John F. Kennedy

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Dear hellbound sinner. Everyone knows that MOOhammad 'married' a little girl and had his way with her. He was a sick dog. Insofar as homers are concerned, even your own Satanic Verses condemns them.

29 The Ant

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And Lot! (Remember) when he said unto his folk: Lo! ye commit lewdness such as no creature did before you.

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For come ye not in unto males, and cut ye not the road (for travellers), and commit ye not abomination in your meetings ? But the answer of his folk was only that they said: Bring Allah's doom upon us if thou art a truthteller!

Judging sinners is a right specifically given to TRUE CHRISTIANS™ and you can look it up instead of being ignorant. Now shut up.

Woohoo! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:55, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
Dude, like, UN:N. Rock on. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 14:57, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

I wonder do the people on this page think the 'F' stands for 'Fucking'. John 18:45. Quite why the bible has to have a whole chapter on men who visit prostitutes I don't know. Suppose they didn't have videogames in them days. Or fridges. Or PORN! Jesus, that must have sucked.

Speaking of which, this article is truly starting to suck. Would anyone mind if I reverted some stuff? Myocardialinfarction 05:27, December 22, 2009 (UTC)