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God (plural Gods)

  1. The cosmic sugar daddy of all. He made the entire universe filled with shit you will never explore and never know about so that you can cum in a way that he likes. God takes a profound interest in us, as the first command he gave to humans was to fuck each other and conquer the planet.
  2. Ricky Gervais, supreme comedian. Frequently mentioned by mortal stand-up comics, 'oh God' to mean pitiful resentment of being so crap.
  3. Jimbo Wales, whose divinity is discussed here, and irrefutably proved here.