Undictionary:God
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God (plural Gods)
- The cosmic sugar daddy of all. He made the entire universe filled with shit you will never explore and never know about so that you can cum in a way that he likes. God takes a profound interest in us, as the first command he gave to humans was to fuck each other and conquer the planet.
- Ricky Gervais, supreme comedian. Frequently mentioned by mortal stand-up comics, 'oh God' to mean pitiful resentment of being so crap.
- Jimbo Wales, whose divinity is discussed here, and irrefutably proved here.