Undictionary:absolve

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absolve

1. (theology) A method of cleaning an impure soul by dissolving it in acid for 24 millennia. See: Purgatory.
2. (cleaning) A household cleaner that was banned 4 months after it was released due to the fact that it made people exposed to it extremely religious.
3. (science) to attempt to solve a problem by doing the complete opposite of how you think it should be solved