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so.... this page seems to contradict itself. is it some type of dogma which if can't be deciphered should be ignored? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 24.20.7.98 (talk • contribs)
- It's possible that there may be something non-factual about it. It's unlikely though, as we are sticklers for accuracy. Nominally Humane! 10:51 14 Jul
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Should you sign your posts? Absolutely you should sign your posts. Why should you sign your posts?
Because I will kill you if you don't sign your posts. It's not very nice to kill people for not signing
their posts. Yes but it's also not very nice to write long diatribes at people who don't sign their
posts. It's very unfunny to write long diatribes at people who don't sign their posts. I sign MY posts,
at least when I remember to sign my posts. Of course, you may have just forgotten to sign your posts.
We must excuse your forgetfulness in not signing your posts. Lord, forgive them, for they know not that
they have forgotten to sign their posts. You know what they call a man who forgets to sign his posts in
France? A Royale with Cheese who forgets to sign his posts. Do you know who never forgets to sign his
posts? Chuck Norris never forgets to sign his posts. Oscar Wilde NEVER forgets to sign his posts (he is
always very proud of his posts and signs them at every opportunity. The man LIVES for signing his
posts.) Mr. T Pities the Fool Who Forgets to Sign His Posts. Steve Ballmer WILL FUCKING KILL the man
who forgets to sign his posts. George W. Bush doesn't care about people who forget to sign their posts.
I don't know who Dan Kwon is, but I have arbitrarily decided that he forgot to sign his post. Go eat
shit, fuckers who did not sign their posts. I am tired of all these FUCKERS who forget to SIGN these
MOTHERFUCKING POSTS!
All posts with no signatures make Jack a dull
boy. All posts with no signatures make Jack
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