Uncyclopedia:Business/Goa Tse Temple and Store/Stock Exchange
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About[edit source]
Here in the Uncyclopedia Stock Exchange (otherwise known as USX), we sell and buy shares. We are a stock market. No-commissions trading day every Tuesday. Shares updated every Saturday.
Each share costs the same as the share listed (for example, a share of XXX Corp. costs $30, but in thye next week it costs $21) plus a commission fee of $8. Shares can go either up or down, so if you lost all of the money, you're fucked.
Stock Exchange (USX Index)[edit source]
Companies[edit source]
- SPSD- Space Pirates Software Development (
Up at 93.45 by 6.12 from 87.33) - CBK- Central Bank ( Up at 42.30 by 1.07 from 41.23)
- SCLS- Squeaky Clean Laundering Service (
Steady at 20.00) - GTTS- Goa Tse Temple and Store ( Steady at 23.12)
- HYP- HYPERiON Technologies ( Up at 15.67 by 5.67 from 10.00)
- MSWS- Merc Squadron War Surplus Store ( Up at 30.00 by 2.50)
Up at 93.45 by 6.12 from 87.33)
Steady at 20.00)Exchange Rates[edit source]
- UNSOC Valjuta (
Down at 1.29451 - 1 Wilde) - Yoinxx (( Up at 38.30813 - 1 Wilde)
- U.S. Dollar ( Down at 2.18392 - 1 Wilde)
- Credits ( Up at 84160.03822 - 1 Wilde)
Down at 1.29451 - 1 Wilde)News[edit source]
18/4/2010- We are suffering inflation rates at 2000% due to the Goa Tse Clan Party in power planning to stop financial crisis.
Listing requirements[edit source]
To have a business in this stock exchange:
- Your business must have an owner that earns more than $40 (☺$400,000/400 Valjuta)
- Your business must have a bank account
Listing Requests[edit source]
Get your company listed in the stock exchange now! Shares change every Saturday!