Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars
Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars[edit source]
The epic story of two warring superpowers and a journey of an alien race through an intergalactic plot-hole. -- JoeMonco 12:18, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
- *Bump* I have added some references to the article in the hope that someone will eventually go through the trouble of reviewing it.
- Note: The review table below is a modified version of the regular one. It automatically disables the misc section when it's not in use so now you don't have to do that pee template thing any more. Hurray!-- JoeMonco 10:03, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
- My Review is below. This is Me, signing off. I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.
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| Humo(u)r: | 8.5 | Opening Paragraph: Well, it wasn't ROFLMAO worthy(as some are), but it was still funneh. Like "liquid capital bomb". It has originality, and is pretty good.(7.5)
Changes in the series since Tiberium Wars Part 1: Scrin Here, your jokes get wittier and wittier. The Robin Hood joke was a scoff-and-smile, and the SpiderMan 3 joke was a small laugh("4 out of 5 birds flipped"). (8.4) Part 2: GDI Insigna I honestly never knew making fun of something like that would be that funny! The EA fans got angry joke was put in at the right place! It was building up for the punch line too, in my favorite way. You talk about something else, and it punches you in the face. (8.9) Part 3: Tiberium I'm speechless. It was just... funneh. (9.3) First 4 Ratings via {{Pee}} 8.5 Characters Explaining the characters in a way that some people would comprehend as "dry humor"? Yes. But I'm one of the people who knows what the fuck you are talking about. But, since some people dont get it, the score goes down. (8.1) Plot I love your use of sarcasm. But don't you think, on Paragraph 1, your use of "white" is a bit too rasict? Anyways, the use of the shitty plot from then on is witty and understandable to most. (8.9) Critical Reviews Command & Conquer is back! We’ve taken the mix of soapy drama FMVs, spam rush strategy, and lousy storytelling that drag the same genre over and over again. Even better, the series is returning to its roots in the Tiberium universe. Players can take command of the downgraded armies of the Garbage Defense Idiots, fight for Kane and the Brotherhood of Nod, or control the alien buggers of our new third faction, the Screeen. I can’t wait for people to get their hands on this game, and I can't wait for my hands to get these people's money... Oops, did I say "money"? That must explain it(or your money back!).(9) Sandra Telfair Edition 8 Last 4 ratings via {{Pee}} 8.5 <-----AVG: 8.5 |
| Concept: | 9 | The Idea was great. It must have took a crapload of time for you to think the witty stuff up. |
| Prose and Formatting: | 8.6 | Okay overall, but one problem. USE SOME EMPHASIS AND |
| Images: | 10 | Good, it flows a lot with the actual article. |
| Miscellaneous: | 9 | Avg'd via {{Pee}} |
| Final Score: | 45.1 | Good job. You got a 45.1. I respect that. |
| Reviewer: | I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh. | |