Uncyclopedia:Large Shit Dumpyard/Wikipedia

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Featured vandal champion	Description
Ananny A.K.A. the virulent spambot artist	An artist ultra spambot who had pwnified 19 Wikipedias with her glorious self-promotion. Has infinte proxies and thus suceeds to be invincible. Suspected to be the wife of Jimbo Wales, and is sent by him in order to pwn his rivals.
Bambifan101 A.K.A. The all-mighty disney vandal	Despite being a kid, this brat has pwnified not only one, but all languages of Wikipedias with his 1337 vandalism. Has got the silver vandal award for 2 years, and the crystal vandal award for 1 year. Likes to vandalize disney articles with the words "disney is made by beggars and zombies lol!", as well as adding completely perfect so-called fancruft, only to be despised by rival Wikipedians. Rumored to be sent by walt disney to pwn and hax Wikipedia. Still pwning Wikipedia over and over, and thus wins at life.
Cow Cleaner 5000 A.K.A. Justin Anthony Knapp	In 2014 Cow cleaner appeared spamming porn sites to pages and terrorizing other users like MascotGuy he has 5000 in his name which may make them the same.
Dog and rapper vandal A.K.A. T-Mobile done right	Vandalgod (and ultimate IP-hopper) that abuses T-Mobile's ever-changing IPs to vandalize articles about—you guessed it—dogs and rappers. Has IPs all over the world, and has created 48 actual account sockpuppets. Related to two other LTA cases. Forced Wikipedia to block T-Mobile ranges everywhere. Still up and vandalizing.
JarlaxleArtemis/Grawp A.K.A. the chuck norris of vandals	Wikigod. Has been moving pages to HA*****?????(Stupid abusefilter). And variants (HA**** is the word of god), 1337 nicknames such as "ADMIN likes fornicating with grawp", cool and funny vandalism inloving Goatse and Offended, and racist view to muslims and jews, makes him the winner of the golden vandal award for 3 years in a row, same as willy on wheels. Additionaly, just like Willy on wheels, he has vandalized Uncyclopedia, Bulbapedia, Wikia and many others, using his 1337 vandal powers. Hired by encyclopedia dramatica to pwnify and kick all wiki ass.
John Daker A.K.A. the impersonator	Pwns pages like Huff Daland Dusters and Delta Air Lines. He also impersonated some users with his 1337 vandal powers.
Karmaisking A.K.A. Karma Vandal	Another smart vandal that avoids detection well. Is still pwning Wikipedia for the lulz. Suspected as a Jimbo Wales sock.
Projects/GRP/BoxingWear A.K.A. Jack-of-all-trades	One of the most powerful vandals in Wikipedia's history. Focuses on boxing, chess, and unexplained deaths. Has conquered all Wikimedia wikis (see here as an example), and WILL assert his superiority over anyone who stands in his way. Uses VPNs and stonewalling to get his way, and spams the emails of those who try to defy him. Resulted in numerous calls to the Chicago police over his actions.
ItsLassieTime, saviour of free speech	Not your average run-of-the-mill article hamwracker. Lassie was one of the first to realize that copyright protection is a violation of free speech, and that's the message Wikipedia is yet to learn. I'm very sure you can guess what they've done for our country and for the people who face unfair punishment under the name of "violations of free speech".