Uncyclopedia:Large Shit Dumpyard/Wikipedia/archive

name	About them
Daddy Kindsoul	Pwns Wikipedia by Adding copyleft shit that nobody cares. Almost brought down English Wikipedia with his 1337 powers. Fucks all Wikipedia rules. More powerful than any vandal from encyclopedia dramatica, Including JarlaxleAtermis (not grawp, JarlaxleAtermis' alter-ego). All hail daddy's glory!
HeadleyDown A.K.A. the silent destroyer angel	Kicks some serious wikibutt by making smart and subtle vandalism that look like good edits. A sealth haxor and thus cannot be detected normally. Silent until the last moment. Suspected to be Jimbo Wales in disguise. Infinite proxies and is thus invincible. Plays games of policy rules with his rival Wikipedians, as well as gang pwning with socks. A wikihero in total.
MascotGuy A.K.A. The self-cloning sockpuppeteer	A autistic furry who Delights in creating sleeper puppets for the sole purpose of haxing protected articles (but failed, as the Wikipedians had blocked lots of socks, but nobody cares as he is invincible and will continue). Has won the silver vandal award of 2004. featured in encyclopedia dramatica as a furfag due to his interest in raping mascots. Has made 1010 socks since 2004.
Mr. Pelican Shit A.K.A. Article Is Smeared With Pelican Shit!	Covers articles with pelican shit by moving them to "pagename" is covered in pelican shit! In a manner just like willy on wheels and the communism vandal. Highly funny just like willy and grawp.
Pioneercourthouse	Proof of how stupid Wikipedians can get soooooo overeacted due to a single paragraph. It all started with a single paragraph Called "the square has many homeless persons who congregate there although most are harmless." and all the Wikipedians are like trapped in a raging war. What a hero.
PWeeHurman A.K.A. Penis wee herman	Replaces pictures with the picture erect penis with labels.jpg as well as the picture of pee wee herman for teh lulz. Replaces articles with "Maury province prostate milking farms". uses penis related insults against gcschoryu and Zerogravity, two faggots that do not see the awesomeness of funny vandals. Rumored to be employed by encyclopedia dramatica and Assistant of Grawp.
Runtshit A.K.A. The Jew pwnz0r	1337 vandalgod. Specializes in kicking Roland Rance's ass, and have been kicking it for years. Has 1370 sockpuppets and has won the golden vandal award of 2006 due to his invicibility and sheer force that haunts the hell out of rance. All edits made by this 1337 vandal are deleted due to his 1337ness. Also kicks the ass of other jews, calling them as a worshipper of Satan. Funny(?).
SummerThunder A.K.A. the anti-Commie vandal	cross-wiki vandalgod. Pwnifies people with obessive complusive Wikipedia addiction disorder (All Wikipedians have it). Has pwnified Chinese Wikipedia spies with his 1337 vandalism. Fucks the Village dump up real good by posting shit of other rival vandals. When you see him, hail him as the new leader of China.
Techwriter2B	A vandalgod. He pwnifies users with his 1337 vandal powers, And strikes fear in the heart of editors who dare stand in his way. Disguises in order to make new and old users vandalize for him, gang rapes anybody who dares stand in his way with socks, and impersonating to pwn other users. Fearful troll. Still pwning Wikipedia as if it was counterstrike.
Tile Join A.K.A. The genesis vandal	A vandal who vandalizes and conquers multiple articles in multiple ways, Such as replacing the article with text from genesis, nowiki tags, and arrows to handle his vandalism. Also called the distorter because of this. Creates stupid names such as "Cump Pee" etc. and Utilizes multiple ips for long running wars. Funny.
Universe Daily A.K.A. The ultra spambot	Not to be confused as Universe Today, this is a spambot (probably not much as he has emotions) which has registered numerous sites redirecting to that nimp site with legit-looking names, attracting unsuspecting users to computer overload, then registers ads to boost his spam's power. He has a tendency to pwn Wikipedians who attempt to stop him, proving that he is not a bot. Sealth vandal.