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Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959) is an American satirist who boasts one of the most illustrious musical careers in human history, rivaling that of Bach, The Beatles, Mariah Carey before her meltdown, and the late, would-have-been King of Dubai, Michael Jackson. All of his albums have sold double platinum, counting only the records sold in the vicinity of the family hizzy-house in Lynwood, California, USA. He quickly made a name for himself due to witty lyrics, a fancy moustache, incredible beauty, and the help of his agents and Nazi Field Marshalls Gerd von Rundstedt and Erwin Rommel, while being white and nerdy never hurts. (Full article...)